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  1. Feb 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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    GODZILLA

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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Uh, we actually love our border patrol.
     
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  2. Feb 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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    Several vegans. Some got shot and others arrested. Article wasn't clear if the Border Patrol agent was killed in the shootout or if it was done at another time.
     
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  3. Feb 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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    GODZILLA

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    The cult is linked to several killings across the country. Bunch of nut jobs.
     
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  4. Feb 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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    Border Patrol agent was just a week or so ago. But yes, nut jobs for sure.
     
    Beach Toy, Feb 18, 2025
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  5. Feb 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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    Hmm, might be another murder that I am thinking about. Tough year so far for BP
     
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  7. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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    IMG_2955.jpg
     
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  8. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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    Not my fault; there isn’t a This End Up sign
     
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  9. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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    Too funny, and also reported.
     
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  10. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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    Yes funny, and ignored.
     
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  12. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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    Wife decided she wanted to feed the birds on our back deck, bad idea said I, it will just attract all the squirrels and make a big mess out there. Don't be silly she said, it will be fine. :facepalm:

    IMG_1600.jpg IMG_1599.jpg
     
    TILLY, Feb 18, 2025
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  13. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My parents do bird feeders, but the squirrels eat most of it..:eek2:
     
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    I really hate racoons.
     
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  15. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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    Thank your wife for me. That bread was yummy.
     
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    Fuck you too.
     
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  17. Feb 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :D
     
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  18. Feb 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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    I'm never helping you fix your truck.

    [​IMG]
     
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    That's fine, but I'd appreciate it if you told your kin to quit digging up my back yard and eating the fish in my wife's little pond.
     
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    A few years back my wife put a bird feeder on a double Shepards hook she attached to the deck. A squirrel after stuffing his face and getting down got his balls wedged between the two hooks and was just helplessly hanging there. After saying OOOF a few times, I proceeded to put on some welding gloves I had handy to help out the little bastard. I hope this good deed is rewarded someday.
     
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  21. Feb 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    That's kinda like a squirrel. But bigger.
     
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  22. Feb 18, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    That's a big squirrel.
     
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    Then leave an offering like @TILLY 's wife did
     
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    Legitimately spit some shit up on this one!!!!


    :101010:
     
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    Bird feeders attract bears :hattip:
     
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    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Probably not the bears found around Dallas....:eek2::rolleyes::cool:

    [​IMG]

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.:D

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