Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

I had this exact same issue a few years ago, but my wife didn't get the flowers on the scheduled day of delivery , the 14th.
I think the 14th was on Monday so the flowers would be there all week to 'enjoy'.
The said 'we can deliver them tomorrow', nope the moment is gone.
'We can discount your next order', there won't be another order.
Got my money back.

That evening, before I knew that the flowers weren't delivered, I hinted around 'how was your day' etc. and got nothing.
I finally asked if she got the flowers and she said no.
I wasn't happy, I had already left cards and stuff out that morning she saw when she made her coffee.

After that, I started ordering them from a local florist and they delivered them.
No issues since.
Not sure how far you are away from Dallas but McShands is a good place for flowers.
They can do out-of-town orders using other local florists.
Dallas Florist and Flower Delivery | McShan Florist

I'm done with 1-800 and Proflowers, which I think are the same company..

 

I read these 2 posts way too quickly..

 

(By-Tor) and the Snow Dog

for the RUSH fans:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqvYFMHEfy0

 

What’s the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a date for Valentine’s Day.

 

Well, you've got more money stashed than the rest of us today..

 

So your 4R suspension is your Valentine.

 

Whatcha bolting on?

 

C'mon now, you can't tell me you didn't know about Judy:

$17 Liliful 59" Blow up Doll Inflatable Bachelors Party Accessories Halloween Party Props Decoration Judy Doll

https://www.amazon.com/Liliful-Infl...586693&sprefix=inflatable+judy,aps,143&sr=8-1

 

Poor Larry....

 

Still nuking and now causing major road closures. God bless the heavens for this much needed storm cycle.

 

Speak English!

 

This. So much this.

 

I can't believe they put her back on sale after I returned her.

 

Here's a good one from our area; well a bit north and east of me, but still... Whiteout conditions and 100+ vehicles involved, but snow along the river is so beautiful

https://youtu.be/_s3XcudmC9g?t=32

 

Happy Birthday @Leo's first!!!

 

Well that explains the stains and the slow leak.
Does this mean we're Eskimo bros now?

 

And to all:
For Judy/Lilith in the AMZ list at the bottom of the page: You're welcome.

Not nearly as WTF inducing as the camel toe panties, but I do what I can.

 

Going straight to a local florist is probably the best advice. Online florists are using them anyway, at a discount over their normal rates, and the service you get apparently reflects that.

 

I can order online from a florist near my house anyway...