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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    22.9%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.0%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.7%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    28.6%
  1. Feb 5, 2025 at 1:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I was out protesting the protestors for a bit today :devil:
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Had to look that one up.

    :smack:
     
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    My kids are 13 and 15. Unfortunately my rizz is bussin when it comes to speaking like a moron.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Did you tell them your opinion matters more? You should've if you didn't.
     
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  7. Feb 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Frfr? :rofl:
     
  8. Feb 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Y’all need to speak English
     
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    T-Rex266

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    I was blasting some music with the windows down…
    Then had a debate with one of them until I was asked to stop, so I did after telling them I’m the voice they (LE) can’t have but I can
     
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    No shit. I'm having to Google every fucking post.
     
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    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I thought about it but then decided my old ass needs a nap instead...
     
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    I have yet to try this, but I did pick up a jar of dry roasted peanuts at the grocery store today and I have Coke Zero in the fridge.
     
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    I hope you enjoy it. I'd hate for you to waste the money on something that you didn't care for.
     
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    No money wasted at all. I just happened to buy the peanuts while grocery shopping (on sale) and your pic reminded me to try it.
     
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    A couple bucks worth of cola and a couple bucks worth of peanuts? :rofl:
     
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    Whether it's a little or a lot, I don't like wasting other people's money. I'll waste mine, but not theirs.
     
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    I see an appointment to the DOGE committee in your future. :thumbsup:
     
  21. Feb 6, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Re:Juvenile language.

    I told my kids to NEVER text me or talk to me in ghetto slang or internet bullshit lingo. As they would not get the reaction they expect. and they abide.

    and I come here......bam.

    so, to counter y'all's juvenile-ness.



    I present to you my Subwoofer setup.

    6 ft of smack yo' chest. (plus, 2 JL Audio 15's are above the lifting cage.)

    those 2 little ones, on top, are the stars of the show.

    upload_2025-2-6_5-36-6.png
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Re: DOGE

    sitting in the garage, after a workout, talking to my son.

    The daily news is fast and dense these days.

    The Matrix is getting shown to all.

    USAID was just the tip of the turd.


    Medicare is next - epic shithole
    IRS - imagine.
    Dept of Ed. - see ya'


    We live in exceptional times.
     
  23. Feb 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    It started!!!!!!

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  26. Feb 6, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Awwww yeah!

    Life just got better.

    I was just given a hand held Klaxon horn for mustering folks in the event of an emergency.

    I feel special.

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  27. Feb 6, 2025 at 6:52 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Talk about 'ghetto'.... ;)
     
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  29. Feb 6, 2025 at 6:55 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Lol that's terrible
     
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