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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Feb 1, 2025 at 4:42 PM
    Azblue

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    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    So contradicting to what our finance guru, Tyler says?
     
  4. Feb 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Shit, you're right. I got out of my lane, sorry.
     
  5. Feb 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:
     
  6. Feb 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    x2
     
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  7. Feb 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    We've used these in the past, and they seem to be a good compromise...

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    We'd put this one them when we're up and about, then when it was bedtime and there'd be no supervision, back into the plastic thing :thumbsup:


    I swear we've had a couple of dogs that figured out it's fun to ram those freakin' things into you and make a game out of it...
     
  8. Feb 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :thumbsup:
     
  9. Feb 1, 2025 at 6:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  10. Feb 1, 2025 at 6:39 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  11. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:41 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :D I was proud of that one.
    :fistbump:
     
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  12. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:43 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    As you should be, but yes it appears to have been lost on the target :tumbleweed:
     
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  13. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:46 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :(
     
  14. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Milo's collar comes off Wednesday I think.
    I like the one you posted.
    Wife wants to take him to the vet to remove the stitches but I told her we could probably do it.
    I say probably because he doesn't like his paws touched.
    The only dog we've had that wouldn't let me trim his nails.

    We try to leave the plastic collar off when we can keep an eye on him, but back on when we can't.
    He has learned to scoop up the ball in his collar when we throw it..

    Just watched Svengoolie, it's cheesy, silly, and stupid, but we like it..
    Watch it almost every Saturday night..

    MeTV.com - Svengoolie

    [​IMG]
     
  15. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Screenshot_20250201_155041_Chrome.jpg
     
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    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    Now that I'm finally starting to feel better, decided to make a big batch of my award-winning chili. :stirthepot:

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  17. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'll be the judge of that.


    Please...
     
  18. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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    x2 :thumbsup:

    Bag it; Freeze it; Dry-Ice it; and ship it to the PNW :plane:
     
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    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
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  21. Feb 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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    I know you are the forum financial advisor, but I don't think we have a Tundras doctor, so I will step in to help.


    Take 2 Miller Lites and call me in the morning
     
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  22. Feb 1, 2025 at 8:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

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    FTS... he needs something stronger :evil:
     
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    What do you call a teacher who never farts in public?

    A private tutor
     
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    :facepalm::frusty:
     
  25. Feb 1, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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    GODZILLA New Member

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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Digging this recommendation. I can't stand those plastic cones and the havoc they bring to one's home.
     
  28. Feb 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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    Good looking truck at least.

    John
     
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  29. Feb 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I had to. It's rules...


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  30. Feb 2, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Welp, truck is reloaded. Started funny the last couple of starts so I made sure my battery charger is charged.

    About to leave the baby for the first time.... This should be fun!

    Happy Sunday y'all!

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