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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Have you ever used a bidet?

  1. Yes, and have one at home

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  2. Yes, but don't have one of my own

    8 vote(s)
    23.5%
  3. No

    7 vote(s)
    20.6%
  4. No but I'm interested in getting one

    2 vote(s)
    5.9%
  5. No, the idea of shooting water up my butt is not appealing to me

    10 vote(s)
    29.4%
  1. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:13 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Grays rule!
     
  2. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yes, and are born with weapons. You want evidence that women run the world...

    They get the stubborn, independent, born with weapons and the attitude to use them animal that wants to be left along 23.6hrs of the day and we get the drooling, shit-on-the-carpet, scratch-my-ass 23hrs a day animal.
     
  3. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:22 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Well, yes, that and soccer is dumb.
     
  4. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:27 PM
    Warreng

    Warreng New Member

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  5. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    You wouldn't need to "hawk tuah" if you gagged on it.
     
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  6. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    clearly you have not been to a game... it changed me...
     
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  7. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:49 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Never going to happen, it's against my religion.
     
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  8. Jan 31, 2025 at 7:56 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    How has it changed you exactly? :monocle:
     
  9. Jan 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    He now has a clear definition of boredom..:boink:
     
  10. Jan 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Do u still have a penis?
     
  11. Jan 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Fair. I used to be the same way.

    It has allowed me to enjoy soccer, but not have a manbun nor drink IPAs.

    Also awarded best heckler....

    I think so
     
  12. Jan 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    We have 10 provinces and 3 territories but you could combine the territories into one and group all the Eastern bastards together.
     
  13. Jan 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm not sure about all that, but I see @Blue Thunder popped in to see how we're doing. So, in his honor, here's a little video that I'm sure he can appreciate :boink:

    PS>>> @Blue Thunder if you let it run about 45 seconds or so, I'm pretty sure your girl makes an appearance :D

    https://youtu.be/oh5wflgDQOA?t=101
     
  14. Jan 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Ahh yes, the 32nd graduating class from
    https://youtu.be/fXXLZc7v2r4?si=sM2Yy6PCr12dmNFz

    Still my fav performance:
    https://youtu.be/0wc60tA1klw?si=RBjzIlL_y2bbP3YF
     
  15. Jan 31, 2025 at 9:22 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Your can't compare anyone to any one. I'm listening to this right now. It ain't Tool or Pink Floyd, but I was listening to Pink Floyd yesterday.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqB6443bf0
     
  16. Jan 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Isn't sleep supposed to be when your body heals itself?! If so why can't I fall asleep :angrygirl:
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    You are already healed.

    Amen
     
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  18. Jan 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Man do I wish :rofl:
     
  19. Jan 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:
    Truth!
     
  20. Jan 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    The Devils greatest power was convincing humanity he didn't exist. This could be the answer.
     
  21. Jan 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  22. Jan 31, 2025 at 10:45 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Because your body doesn't want to heal.... just go to the light :eek:
     
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  23. Jan 31, 2025 at 11:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Oof
     
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  24. Feb 1, 2025 at 3:48 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    The couple in the apartment next door have been arguing since about 10 pm. Was able to sleep through most of it but ended up just getting out of bed at 3 am because of the ruckus.

    Times like this, I'm glad I'm single. I don't have the energy to put up with constant arguing...


    **Edit**

    As of 3:54 update 4:44 AM I can still hear them arguing through the wall...I swear energy and vitality is wasted on the young...

    I can tell I'm not going to be my usual charitable self today due to lack of sleep.
     
    Last edited: Feb 1, 2025
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  25. Feb 1, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    I would have been banging on the wall long before 3.
     
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  28. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:40 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Reminds me of high school days when half way thru the stereo instal
     
  29. Feb 1, 2025 at 7:53 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy Bald, James Bald, 000...

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    I have learned that it is best for me to not engage directly in these situations. If I get involved I will make things worse instead of de-escalating. It's better to let the onsite property manager or police handle it depending on how severe things are. I usually just leave it alone 99% of the time. This apartment complex is actually very quiet compared to other places I have lived.

    More than anything, I miss having my own house and having enough space to not even hear the neighbors...
     
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  30. Feb 1, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :devil:
     
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