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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    One of the biggest struggles I have where I live is buying clothes and shoes. The stores are either outlets/super cheap or high end. I don’t have the time or patience to go thru racks and racks of clothes or giant piles of shoe boxes so I nutted up at went to Nordstroms today for shoes.

    And was greeted by these:
    IMG_5797.jpg IMG_5796.jpg

    Didn’t even look at the price, but probably $200-300… for camel toe
     
  2. Jan 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Wouldn't
     
  3. Jan 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
    PKFan

    PKFan my pronouns are (she/it) - c'mon, say it fast

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    Well, those look comfortable.
     
  4. Jan 25, 2025 at 11:57 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I have never seen shoes like those before. Didn't realize they were even a thing.
     
  5. Jan 25, 2025 at 12:00 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I have no idea

    they are either scared to tell me or can’t hear it
     
  6. Jan 25, 2025 at 12:02 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    i reckon only a certain sexual persuasion would sport those shoes


    <standing with arms crossed >
     
  7. Jan 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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  8. Jan 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I’m trying to conjure up what my reaction would be if someone came into my office for an interview sporting those slides

    I would certainly comment on them, in a very smarmy manner.


    For the “others” here. The flip flop wearers

    can you also wear flip flops with those, to further confuse the fashion message?
     
  9. Jan 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    That's pretty funny.
     
  10. Jan 25, 2025 at 12:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Unbelievable...
    :facepalm:
     
  11. Jan 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Probably the type that doesn't like blowjobs.
     
  12. Jan 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :rofl:


    :nuclear:
     
  13. Jan 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Dafuq is that
     
  14. Jan 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  15. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    When everything needs to match..
    [​IMG]
     
  16. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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  17. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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  18. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  19. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:28 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I found one on a windowsill at work…… also 1st gen
     
  20. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Camel toe shoes and cross dresser camel toe underwear were definitely not on my January 25, 2025 bingo card of topics. In both cases it's not so much that these products exist as that the time and effort has been put into designing and producing them...
     
  21. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    And now it's listed on the bottom as a product discussed in the thread.
     
  22. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Works well, huh? Was out shoveling today with it, and had to turn it down to level 2
     
  23. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    That was my my only goal. I couldn’t find/I didn’t look in the best gen threads for the OG product which looked much better in the recco box at the bottom of the page.
     
  24. Jan 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Yeah, I went for a hike and used it as a layer under a flannel coat and I ended up turning it off because I started to get too warm lol
     
  25. Jan 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That's the kind of environment I need...are you hiring?

    Yes! Maybe it can be part of the 3rd gen's outfit/uniform.
     
  26. Jan 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Does that have a US B plug or is it the proprietary battery pack?

    I like my generic unit. I can power it with a phone battery pack or I can use my lith/ion jump pack cell to run it all day on high.

    Let's face it. These are more for when you are sitting and not moving.

    Amirite?
     
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  27. Jan 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Dammit.
     
  28. Jan 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Bigfoot frequently gets confused for Sasquatch.

    Yeti never complains.
     
  29. Jan 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Why did the fish do poorly in school?

    He fell below C level.
     
  30. Jan 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Hello insomnia. How have you been?
     
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