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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 18, 2025 at 9:52 AM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    OK, maybe just this one time.
     
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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Still seems odd to me that the spoiler appears on the homepage :confused:
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Sorry, I'm not sure I'm understanding what this means at all... :notsure:

    I think my point to saying what I said was that if we're going w/the NSFW theme, it shouldn't be isolated to a single person's interpretation of what that means or a single person's individual work policy that dictates what is and isn't SFW....
     
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    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    My Dad still has our 1969 set of encyclopedias.
    He has turned into quite the hoarder...
    He has countless issues of Readers Digest and Popular Mechanics magazines.

    I recently told me he has every old oil filter from every oil change of his 2010 Sienna.
    I asked him why and his response was 'I might get them analyzed one day'.
    I told him 'you're never going to do that', my mom just rolls her eyes.

    When my Dad passes we (2 sisters and I) will need an industrial-sized dumpster to clean the house and attic out.
    Not sure what I'll do with all the hazardous crap he may have in the house..


    BTW, I got a zero on the meme..:thumbsup:
     
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  6. Jan 18, 2025 at 10:17 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That is funny...:cool:
     
  7. Jan 18, 2025 at 10:22 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    It's a biblical reference. Unless you read the bible and remember the stories and passages then it won't make any sense.
     
  8. Jan 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    One of my preferred down times is buying paper and eating breakfast or lunch at my local dinner by myself..
    I'll scan the front pages of each section and glance at the editorial letters.
    But the main reason I buy it is to do the Commuter crossword puzzle.
    I'm pretty much paying $5 for daily paper just to do a crossword that takes about 20 minutes or less.:oops:
    But I do enjoy it...:cool:
     
  9. Jan 18, 2025 at 10:48 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    It's not based on individuals. It's in the CoC. The only interpretation It's open to is moderator discretion.

    https://www.tundras.com/threads/tundras-com-code-of-conduct.26081/
     
  10. Jan 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My parents finally tossed their encyclopedias, old magazines and Reader's Digests, along with some weird stuff they had like geography software (this was before Google maps, of course). I think they still have a globe and atlas, though.
     
  12. Jan 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  13. Jan 18, 2025 at 11:17 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    We get a free local weekly paper. It's worth what we pay for it. Most of the time it's obvious the stories that are actually local and not just copied from Post Media haven't even been reread, let alone edited. One lady, Lindsay, likes to change thoughts and tenses in the middle of a sentence.

    The crossword used to be really bad. They changed to a different one around the time my wife told me I do too many crossword puzzles so now I generally throw the paper right in the recycle without reading it.
     
  14. Jan 18, 2025 at 11:47 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    OK, I've had it.
    I'm trying to play nice with you but the ignorance on your part is just astounding.
    You know this thread gets a lot of latitude, otherwise you would not have posted having sex with dead women jokes.

    Instead of YOU self-policing what members post on this thread, how about you stay off of the thread while you're at work?
    It is mind-boggling that this idea, which has been given to you more than once, goes right over your head.
    You read a post, only focus on the things you want to argue about to make yourself right, and skip over the common sense solution to the issue.

    And before you tell me to mind my own fucking business, I AM one of those that loves to post scantily clad women in this thread.
    You're making it MY FUCKING BUSINESS.
    Sometimes you're just going to have to get over yourself, it's ok to be wrong, and in this situation, you are wrong.
    Have a nice day.

     
  15. Jan 18, 2025 at 11:58 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    0 here. I actually still have an encyclopedic dictionary in a rubbermade container somewhere from when I was a kid. I loved encyclopedias in general as a kid as it was the place to go to for knowledge on a myriad of topics. The internet has obviously replaced them these days. I wonder what happened to all of those old encyclopedias. They probably got tossed and are sitting in landfills rotting away.

    There is a whole generation of young adults out there now who haven't had to crack open an encyclopedia for a school report.

    The passage of time is something else. You don't always perceive it until some random thought crosses your mind and you realize how much the world has changed.
     
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    Its the most recent thumbnail on the page
     
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    At the end of the day, @GODZILLA is correct with it being mod discretion on what is, and is not in violation- its that simple. If a post is deleted and/or if you are contacted, you'll know why. Asking for a post to be labeled NSFW is a request, and a request only. Those who do, are only (and rightfully) doing it out of respect for others. We are pretty flexible with what we will allow and not allow to be posted. Most times, a post is nuked and we let it be and move on.
     
  18. Jan 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    @T-Rex266 next time you order 5-guys use the name Sofonda Cox
     
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    The shit we used to do back in the 80's and 90's while in the office would seriously get us fired today.

    One of the tamer ones...

    We had a somewhat gullible boss. We wrote this on a whiteboard and had him read it out loud.

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    It took him 3 tries before realizing :p
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    How silly is it to a request a post be labeled NSFW just so one member can cruise this thread when they are at work?
    Where is the respect for the other members from the one selfish member who needs to be coddled and pamered?

    And please explain to me the differences in my next 2 posts.
    One marked NSFW and one not.

    Did posting NSFW really accomplish anything?
    Seriously..:rolleyes:
     
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    Thats a good one!
     
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    Looks better than the giant burrito I had tonight!
     
  28. Jan 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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    That's cause this one is homemade slow cooked beef and fried.
     
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    u disgust me
     

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