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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
    TILLY

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    Well, it seems we need to extrapolate what in fact you consider to be good music then. You have less than a stellar record on liking popular things most people like, what music do you actually listen to?
     
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  2. Jan 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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    I'm a sucker for an apple.

    looking at a few other pics posted she apparently has her knees locked often...

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  5. Jan 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I would think if you're concerned about somebody walking by and seeing you not working. That in itself would have more of an impact than what it is you're looking at, instead of working. :notsure:
     
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  6. Jan 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It's not often you get to see the engineer for the cyber truck out in public.

    IMG_9550.jpg
     
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  7. Jan 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    A reasonable assumption because you know precisely zero about my job or work environment. I do resent the implication that I'm not working, though.

    It's a known fact there's down time in my position and many others. Direct quote from my supervisor "your job's no different than anyone else's, and I don't care if you shop or anything so long as you're nor missing things. If you're doing your job we have leeway with the down time."

    It's openly stated and specifically declared by HR that bikini pics, even of your spouse, aren't allowed.


    For the record, those joke posts were on my own time from a personal device.
     
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  8. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:01 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Over in the meme thread this was posted.

    never.jpg


    I got one point. How about you guys?
     
  9. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:10 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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  10. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Technically 2. I've used dictionaries and encyclopedias, but never owned.
     
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  11. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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  12. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:42 AM
    j-utah

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    Same, zero. :):(
     
  13. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Yeah they have a good website. :)

    I ordered some stuff from them for my taco, it was enjoyable looking through their website.
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  14. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
    j-utah

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    It’s a Tundras thing. There is some sort of legal or compliance issue with t-a-c-o tunes. Maybe some vendor story.
     
  15. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:46 AM
    j-utah

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    I enjoyed your jokes.
     
  16. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:54 AM
    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Put me down for 2. Thought I was going to be way worse than that
     
  17. Jan 18, 2025 at 5:58 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    So I added all the Sonos stuff to the downstairs

    I had a fairly decent 5.1 system. Onkyo with separates. Nice SVS sub

    after installing the Sonos stuff

    which is awesomely easy

    the Sonos sounds a smidge better

    it’s not for those folks that want tube amps and foo foo speaker cords

    it’s for people that enjoy music.

    it’s awesome

    and you can’t see anything but the main sound bar. Arc ultra.

    anyway. Just thought I’d share
     
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  18. Jan 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
    j-utah

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    There’s nothing wrong with looking at chicks in bikinis. That’s why they wear them. Looking is not the same as gawking though.

    And there’s the spoiler tag, but I have not used it yet, I will try that sometime, and in moderation as well.
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    j-utah

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    Seriously, that’s awesome! :)

    And it would be nice to get rid of speaker cords :annoyed:

    I was just looking on foo-foo speaker cords.com, and damn, their prices have gone way up.
     
  21. Jan 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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    Dsptundra Still a new member...

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    I got rid of my 5.1 system last year that I had since 2001. Now use two Amazon Echo studios and an Echo sub for the main loft area. Cheaper than Sonos and integrates with the couple of small echos in other parts of the house. No cords to run and gets the job done.
     
  22. Jan 18, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    This is the sound bar I have in my 'theater room' and a nice sub.... (not my pic)

    [​IMG]

    It's a Yamaha YSP-5600...

    The amount of drivers and various angles of the drivers in this thing are amazing... the drivers on the ends of the sound bar are configured in a way that allows them to fire off the ceiling and adjacent walls to provide a great 'surround sound' experience w/o the need for installing a bunch of wireless or wired speakers in the room....
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    [​IMG]
     
  23. Jan 18, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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    Zero points. Not bad for only being 35 years old.
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    W is the best letter. It's the nonconformist. It's like he's telling the other letters "fuck you, your single syllable names, and your recursive descriptions". W wears a leather jacket and smokes non-filtered Camels. W has a garage band and doesn't care what you think about the music. W talks about Fight-Club, but they still don't kick him out. All the other letters are pussies.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Either 3 or 4. My parents owned a set of encyclopedias when I was a kid. Not sure if that counts.
     
  26. Jan 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    I think I'm in negative points here. I did every one of these things every day for years.
     
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  27. Jan 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    In no particular order and not all encompassing: Colter Wall, Five Finger Death punch, Slipknot, protest the hero, led Zeppelin, the Gorillaz, Waylon Jennings, David Allan coe, Three Days Grace, system of a down, Marty Robbins, Ozzy, Creed, Nickelback, tool, Outkast, guns n' roses, Jewel, Prince, Red Hot chili peppers, and quite a few more. There also are quite a few songs that I really like but I'm not a fan of any of the other songs the artist makes.
    9 lol
     
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    Not sure if this is a reference to the baddass W who lives in Texas, which is fine by me, but either way this is deep thoughts gold. Could be the winner of the week :cool:
     
  29. Jan 18, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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    0 points
     
  30. Jan 18, 2025 at 7:50 AM
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    APalmTree Sometimes helpful

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    A few... Definitely more than 2
    Alright here we go. I think I’m might be the youngest one who hang around here I missed the 80s by almost a decade.

    9 could be argued up to 14
    -I have dialed a rotary phone but never actually made a call
    -I think my dad had a tape deck in his old truck that I definitely rode in but I was not old enough to remember
    -Watched movies rented from blockbuster but never did the renting
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    -Used encyclopedias a lot actually but not my own
     

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