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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 17, 2025 at 4:48 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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  2. Jan 17, 2025 at 4:53 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    In all fairness, i posted this... from... Florida... soooooo..... pot calling
     
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  3. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:27 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I went thru that exact stent removal crap after lithotripsy..
    Shoving a 1/4 inch metal tube into my junk with just a little gel at the top..
    The pain was worse than the kidney stone pain.
    I immediately changed doctors.

    My future stents from the new urologist were left coming out of the end of the hole and taped to the side.
    When it was time to remove them, they told me to sit on the toilet and push like I was urinating.
    Then I slowly pulled the stent out.
    Sounds terrible but it was a much better option than them going into my bladder to get it out.

    That was back in the 1990s, any stones I've had since I just passed..
    No more lithotripsy, at least not yet..
     
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  4. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:33 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    So you're telling me all the affluent immigrants from Mexico are the ones with Texas plates displaying horrible driving skills and complete lack of awareness on the roads in my state as well?

    In other words.

    I'm not buying it.

    I surmise it's all the affluent inflated egos.

    Because our immigrants have assimilated just fine with our local drivers as fully capable of driving as my second data point.

    And believe me when I say.

    We have many.
     
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  5. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    We lack the "assimilation" piece.
     
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  6. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:38 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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  7. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Expectations met!
     
  8. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:49 AM
    BlackNBlu

    BlackNBlu Justa Member

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    Well, partially. Chicks is plural. I'm just seeing the one.
    Not really complaining though.
     
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  9. Jan 17, 2025 at 6:59 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Man, this "what to do" about getting my phone fixed is a bigger convo than thought... Got to love when you get a surprise and shatter your phone screen. So torn between fixing it or upgrading. and then from google or verizon direct. yawn...
     
  10. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I always go with an unlocked phone. I know you can get better deals with contracts and/or locked phones but I just like having my freedom. Also I have several family members who have in the past and still do buy refurbished phones and they have had pretty good luck so that's an option
     
  11. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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    BillyB New Member

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    That's better!
     
  12. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:06 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Bought a bag of their medium and dark roasts as stocking stuffers for the wife.

    The medium was decent, but I had to add 50% more grounds to get decent flavor. Caffeine level was epic.

    The dark roast was just boring. It didn’t taste burnt like Burntbucks, but lacked any real flavor.

    So staying with Black Rifle’s Blackbeard’s Delight for now!
     
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  13. Jan 17, 2025 at 7:09 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Yeah, I typically go this route as well. I am conflicted this time more so due to the timing of the break. II wasnt ready to upgrade but when I saw I owe $250 for my current phone and its $300 to fix, i started looking. Unfortunately, I go from no phone payment to a phone payment as i dont want to drop the ridiculous amount of coin these things cost now.
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I seriously hope I never have to go through this. Or that you have to go through it again. Thinking about that grabber going into the junk hole is just terrifying.
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Doing some spring cleaning today. Trying to reclaim a room that was 80% storage and 20% gaming.

    I've let it clutter up for too long.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    Waiting for the wife to get done working so I can hand her the minion and go fire up the power equipment again. Secretly, enjoying the break from lifting heavy shit. Sawing at angles really lets you know how out of shape you are.
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :fistbump:

    :drool::drool::drool:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    That bitch needs to unlock her knees before she passes out... :rofl:

    For real tho'... something about the curls in her hair is really throwing me off.... :monocle:


    But that A$$ though...

    :nuclear:
     
  21. Jan 17, 2025 at 8:07 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    I kept scrolling because I work next to my wife.... and do not have a desire to discuss this topic lol
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    AI bro
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    A new concern for forum dudes...

    #NSFWWYW

    :facepalm:
     
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    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    This time of year always makes me miss NorCal.
     
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    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Do you really think Real Poo would work as a cleaning product name?
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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