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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    People who don't put a case and screen protector on their cell phone are maniacs.
     
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  2. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
    French Avocado

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    I am half a maniac!
     
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    Warreng

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    Case yes, but Screen protectors are needless suffering.
     
  4. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    This thread has gotten derailed. Yesterday was quarterly tax day. I hate paying taxes. Multiple states, federal, and three foreign countries including having to have a taxpayer number for L'Agence du Revenu du Canada!
     
  5. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I actually agree with this
     
  6. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Also, I have a screen protector on my watch. It has saved me a few times
     
  7. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    SPent the day outside as much as I could today, as we hit 58* with sun. Organized the work bench some more, rode the motorcycle around the hood for a few and just stayed in the garage doing misc things.
     
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  8. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    I use a liquid screen protector on my watch and on prior phones have put it on the screen as well but I take good care of my stuff and don't really need a screen protector. The wife must have one as she has a tendency to put her phone in stupid places that break or scratch it.
     
  9. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
    Azblue

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    Case and screen protector on my phone. Don't wear a watch, I have a phone that tells me the time.
     
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  10. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    But we need to complain about taxes more. That is the purpose of this thread. And I can buy a lot of screens with all of the taxes this old man pays.
     
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  11. Jan 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Guess you need to decide where your loyalties lie. :boink:
     
  12. Jan 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
    Azblue

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    Do you really think it matters? When the title said "Dad jokes not allowed" all it seemed to do was encourage y'all to post more stupid dad jokes.
     
  13. Jan 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    I know! There was a plethera of Dad jokes...

    That means a lot to me.
     
  14. Jan 16, 2025 at 6:23 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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  15. Jan 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
    j-utah

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    I’m getting ready for some bad weather by not doing anything since the last bad weather. MGM for the win :eek2::rolleyes:
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    What the hell is this shit?

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    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Shampoo is a really weird word for a cleaning product :monocle:
     
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    It’s wild how people eat ass, but not gluten.
     
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    Y0TA PR0

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    Lol.
     
  22. Jan 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My wife asked "have you seen the dogs' bowl?"



















































































    I said "I didn't know they could."
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Someone once asked me, “What's the ninth letter of the alphabet?”

    It was a complete guess, but I was right.
     
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    I came for the hot chicks (no pun intended)!
    Where they at?
     
  25. Jan 16, 2025 at 9:48 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Don't ask @LarryDangerfield
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Personalized plates are all you need. Before you know it they'll be knocking your door down live and in person.

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    The best part is that this isn't even a meme. It's an actual photo from an ad on Amazon.
     
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  27. Jan 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    my prediction.

    Houston will be in the news....for being stupid.


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  28. Jan 17, 2025 at 3:13 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  29. Jan 17, 2025 at 4:37 AM
    Florida AF

    Florida AF Florida Outdoors... Heaven

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    again
     
  30. Jan 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I surmise - it is due to the climate of Mexico....as it does not freeze/snow there.

    and since they all are in Houston now.....here we are.

    and the learning curve of those afore mentioned, must be a flat line.
     
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