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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
    OldGuy03

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    Do you have a snow blower? Even if you just use it on the edges after plowing to keep a real nice OCD looking 90° along the edges.
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    White is by far the worst color for vehicles
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    Holy shit! I actually agree with you on something. What's next, @GODZILLA drinking a beer while enjoying a BJ?
     
  4. Jan 3, 2025 at 12:32 PM
    Azblue

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    Same here, no rain for 2 months and 85 today. Even for us, it's warm for the first of the year.
     
  5. Jan 3, 2025 at 12:34 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    What are you counting as 'color'?
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    I mean, it IS white...
     
  6. Jan 3, 2025 at 12:39 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    puff puff pass
     
  8. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:15 PM
    OldGuy03

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  9. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    You know what? Maybe just for you I'll have a beer tonight or tomorrow night
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Also I have a confession to make, I often forget to say "That's not going to go anywhere" when I strap something down
     
  11. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
    T-Rex266

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    And get some head
     
  12. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
    T-Rex266

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    No worries. You need to be a dad for that to officially count.
     
  13. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Well we don't have to worry about either of those things happening then lol
     
  14. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Keeping in mind the fact that I don't like beer, can any of you think of a beer that I would like? It would obviously have to either taste extremely weak almost like water (and I tried Bud light once and that tastes like absolute shit for reference) or perhaps a flavored beer in which the flavor is delicious and strong and the beer taste takes a back seat?
     
  15. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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    Why not get a variety pack from Leinenkugels. Then you can either hate on multiple flavors, or maybe like one :fingerscrossed:

    https://www.leinie.com/beers
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    My wife doesn't drink much beer and she likes flavoured ones. Raspberry wheat ales, grapefruit ales or things like that.

    I do think wheat ales are better beers than lagers or pilsners.

    Look for something make by a good craft brewer rather than one of the big companies.

    A good liquor store should sell single cans so you don't have to buy 4 or 6 to find out you don't like them. Could also talk to someone at the liquor store who's familiar with the local craft beer scene.
     
  18. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    You could try Mango Cart. My daughter who doesn't like beer likes it.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Flavors- ur in winter. A good coconut porter or something
     
  20. Jan 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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    Thats my go-to. Well, Diet A&W
     
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    My dog has never in our life received a phone call.


    Why does my wife insist he needs a collar ID?
     
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    LarryDangerfield

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    Actually laughed out loud
     
  23. Jan 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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  24. Jan 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    You just lost me.

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  25. Jan 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    And, since we are getting new den furniture-

    I was just told to get rid of the receiver in the den

    alrighty then!

    I’m about to SONOS this whole house!
     
  26. Jan 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Maybe it's lagers you don't like. Try an ale. Bell Haven is really great. It's not weak, but it's creamy and smooth. Also, if you don't like carbonation, nitrogenated beers hit different. Hard ciders may work. Or just pass right by the beer and find a good Bourbon or Scotch.
     
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    We love our Sonos! Going on 7 years with their sub and whatever sound bar. It’s 10/10 amazing
     
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    Liverwurst and onion sandwich for lunch today.
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    :puke:
     
  30. Jan 3, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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