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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jan 2, 2025 at 10:33 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Gotcha. Cuz you were only putting like 5k miles a year on, right?
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Yep. Love ‘em.
     
  3. Jan 2, 2025 at 10:49 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Thought he change his name on X…
     
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    T-Rex266

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    prob around there...closer to 4700 or so lol
     
  5. Jan 2, 2025 at 12:01 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Vegas appears to be a suicide. The active duty green beret leaves behind a wife and 8mo old daughter.

    And some top notch reporting by the BBCIMG_5755.jpg
     
  6. Jan 2, 2025 at 12:15 PM
    PolishedTRD

    PolishedTRD Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

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    I think that's pretty impressive, for both. My ADHD tells me it's time to share a story, as it seems appropriate and I was really excited about the result. Whether it's a worthwhile read or not, IDK, but here it is anyway:

    I wanted to see how efficiently I could drive my truck. It's hard to keep my foot out of the gas pedal (supercharged + small pulley). It overtakes traffic with ease and plows through a headwind at 85 mph without breaking a sweat, which of course is not great for fuel economy.

    However, I exercised some self control...

    I recently drove from SLC to a gas station west of Laramie, without stopping. 403 miles and another 8 miles from other travel - so 411. I have a 38 gal tank and the gas light didn't come on until a mile from the gas station.

    I was hauling my new dirt bike, 300lbs of pavers (I keep them in the bed for winter driving), a 37" spare, floor jack, 2x 5gal cans of gas, plus tools and a cab full of other crap (I had been on a 10 day business trip). I never got above 75mph, and avoided accelerating to the point of downshifting, at all times. I would slow down to 65-70 on hill climbs, while still maintaining 6th gear.

    I managed 14mpgs! Keep in mind, my truck is on 37's (geared to 5.29), with heavy bumpers, roof rack, and lift. With the way I normally drive, that route yields between 10-11 mpgs.

    An pic for reference.
    upload_2025-1-2_12-52-44.jpg
     
  7. Jan 2, 2025 at 12:24 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    My guess is the terrorist more likely had purple hair than a ski mask...
     
  8. Jan 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    They were close.. EV truck without an engine. :facepalm:
     
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    They always end up in suicide. Again, why I hate religion beliefs and shit.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    :rofl:
     
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  11. Jan 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    Wasn't the one in New Orleans an F150?
     
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  12. Jan 2, 2025 at 1:51 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Went under the knife for a hernia repair today. Nurse was nice and easy on the eyes but she took my phone away before I could get a picture. :sorry:

    PXL_20250102_171514998.jpg
     
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    Thats rad! I'm one of the coaches for Ponderosa Bruins Team. What school did you race for? What year?
     
  14. Jan 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, Lightning
     
  15. Jan 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Picture of the nurse or hernia :confused:
     
  16. Jan 2, 2025 at 2:09 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

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    Ah, missed the Lightning part.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

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    You really want to see my inguinal hernia?

    I could have gotten a picture of that any time in the last year and a half. :p
     
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  18. Jan 2, 2025 at 2:15 PM
    NWPirate

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    Now you're just making up words
     
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    BreyTundy

    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    Oh that's sick! I raced for Monte Vista HS out of the East Bay Area from 2010-2013
     
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    Super cool. I actually hadn't planned on coaching but out of nowhere my daughter came home from school and said, "I joined the HS MTB team" I was pretty shocked and excited considering she said she hated riding bikes 3 years earlier and wanted to skateboard instead.
     
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    Individuals are responsible for their actions. The faith is only at fault if they don't condemn the acts of the individual.

    You're using the same logical fallacy that is popular with attackers of the 2A. It avoids the individual's responsibility for their own actions.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

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    Yeah, my mistake. Sorry
     
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    Glad you're getting patched up. Hope it's a fast recovery... but ham it up for some special treatment from the wife. :D
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Is there any possibility that fridge on wheels could have driven up to the curb on auto-pilot? I'm wondering if the guy wasn't shot by someone else somewhere else and used as a diversion. I know it's a stretch - just wondering.
     
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    That's awesome! We got our daughter on my bike on a shotgun seat at like 16 months, so it'd be sweet to coach her in HS if she has any interest then. She's stepping up to her strider as of late, which she is loving so far
     
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    Are you trying to pitch a tent in that pic?
     
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    Trust me, if I was pitching a tent, you'd be able to tell. :muscleflexing:

    :rofl:
     
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    Super tight blanket huh
     

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