Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Served it up with a side of ranch...

TWSS

 

only kind of ranch worth using. Strait from the source.

 

Anarchist.

Cold pizza is the best though.

 

Must've typed the word too many times today. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DEBpgIOxXFA/?igsh=amJlY2VsdzN5Ympw

 

I thought about mentioning that one.

 

Thanks dude, it feels really good.

Honestly.. I have a little imposter syndrome going on. I didn't have a drinking problem at all so it feels like I'm taking away from you and others that struggle with alcohol.

I just want to live a healthier lifestyle. A couple NA beers on a hot summer day hits the same for me. Now I don't feel like shit in the morning

 

Probably just 2 seats on that short bus with their names stitched on the vinyl seats.

 

Yup! Nobody else's progress detracts from anyone else's!

 

Wife discovered some kind of electrical problem with the Corolla. Power steering is only working intermittently. E brake, battery and traction control lights are lit up. Not sure what else as she's not great at explaining car trouble at the best of times and less so over the phone while sitting on the side of the road.

She also claims there was some kind of whirring or whining noise that increases with increasing speed for the last week or so. I haven't heard it but I've had a ruptured ear drum for about 3 weeks.

 

Ooof. That all sounds (pardon the phrase) terrible.



What happened to your ear? You know that it is recommended to cover open orifices when in proximity to @Fotnot , right?

 

@Cpl_Punishment jokes aside, you might talk with Empty Lord over in the first gen threads. I know he had a corolla that was at almost a million miles and he works on cars. He might be able to guide you on it.

 

I just had a big ass pastrami sandwich from kenny & Ziggy in houston

and I’m laying on the floor like cool hand luke after he ate the eggs


Life is good

 

Though I do not know the cool hand luke situation, I approve of a food coma from a pastrami sandwich. Not sure I'd eat "ass pastrami" but you do you.

 

and I paid extra to get the first cut....the sexy part of pastrami.

they make the pastrami in house.

 

wait.....

you never watched Cool Hand Luke?

 

Not that I recall.

 

well, now you have your homework assignment.

 

Cliffnotes?

 

there are no short cuts with this one.

 

it was "that" good.

 

Not gonna spoil it but it's a great classic film with Paul Newman. Worth the watch.

 

Can't say I'm super surprised.

@GODZILLA It's a classic and one of the few Paul Newman movies I really enjoyed.