Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Ranch is an easy pitfall to fall into. You can literally drown most things in ranch and have it be edible. It becomes a slippery slope from there and you need to have a "ranch intervention" with some folks.

 

relative to what?

wrong again

 

Disgusting.

 

I disagree. Ranch is disgusting by itself. It most definitely doesn't make anything better.

 

Relative to preference. For example: Low quality hand tossed pizza is better than high quality thin crust pizza because thin crust is just a large cracker.

 

How about BBQ chicken?

 

Double dipping, was the ranch in a community cup for all to share?
Or were there individual serving cups?
I'm not fan of double dipping in a group setting, but if I'm the only one eating it, I wouldn't consider that double dipping..

 

BBQ and pizza should never have met. Absolute abomination.

 

But dipping the fork you're using in the ranch is ok.

 

Is there such a thing as terrible pizza?
I've had good and not-so-good, but never terrible.

 

The fork never touches the ranch.

 

I only have 1-2 drinks a week, and never week days (except this week is kind of a time warp). I definitely notice my sleep is fucked up on the nights after I’ve had a drink if it’s any time after about 3-4 pm… so that leaves me normally with Saturday afternoon if I’m going to have something.

 

Ah , preference.

 

V

 

It's been ages since I've been to a Pizza Hut but I'd put them in that category. Also chucky cheese.

 

This is basically how I used to operate. Then I started getting into drinks more often so I pulled the plug on the habit to check myself.

 

There's a chain here called Panago that does a pizza called Tropical Hawaiian. It's pretty good for chain take out pizza. Ham, pineapple and a sweet, smoky barbecue sauce, mozarella and cheddar.

 

Your hot takes are getting out of hand!

Do you and Tyler have a secret competition going on here?

 

Yes. Easily doable.

 

You know you can do this with your fingers as well right?

 

Pull apart the pizza and dip the pieces, sure. It's squished and unnecessarily messy then. Or do you mean some other method?

 

I thinks it's more of a question of how short their school bus was?

 

Pizza is a handheld item. And if you're weird about double dipping, then yes use the @T-Rex266 method. Otherwise your cutting bites with your fork and making sure your not touching the fork to the dip? Either way, it's weird.

 

I’m about to have cold pizza and warm ranch for breakfast

 

Your not 21 anymore Mo!