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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 18, 2024 at 8:07 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    I love snowbanks. The ones I nerd out on here are formed by high winds. Or I worry they are getting too heavy. I think about the kid who designed this house in AutoCad, and how everything is engineered to meet the basic minimum requirements.
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Someday when I live somewhere with snow. Yes, I will very much
     
  4. Dec 18, 2024 at 8:38 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    With all due respect, fuck that. I don't care if I never see another single snowflake again.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Love it! Cool shapes
     
  6. Dec 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You are correct in that deschutes puts out a quality product. And a Helles is a damn fine German lager. Enjoy. How much was the going price for the case? And shame on AZ for not selling cold beer at Costco. We get cold beer in CO at ours.
     
  7. Dec 18, 2024 at 8:47 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  8. Dec 18, 2024 at 8:49 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    My heat has been making a mess of mine here but yes, I love a properly cut in drive way and walkway.
     
  9. Dec 18, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Never underestimate a good face bazooka.

     
  10. Dec 18, 2024 at 9:56 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I agree.... we need to just get rid of the polls at the top of this thread and have a permanent list of Larry's dislikes :thumbsup:
     
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  11. Dec 18, 2024 at 10:00 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Here we go. :popcorn:
     
  12. Dec 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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  13. Dec 18, 2024 at 10:16 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :anonymous:
     
  14. Dec 18, 2024 at 10:20 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    You sure you didn't get that list from Blue Thunder :rofl:
     
  15. Dec 18, 2024 at 10:35 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Nope... not doin' it....

    Not for you; not for NWBP....

    Although, I will say this, if any of you young single types (ex. G-EZ apparently) want to watch your date, GF, etc.. take it to the next level, simply tell her this as things start to get hot and heavy and she's wrapping her lips around you...

    'You know, I've never finished from a BJ before..."

    The pride, effort and engergy that you will see being put into it will be next level!!! That I promise you... :hattip:
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    + altoids
     
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  17. Dec 19, 2024 at 3:29 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Should be a decent merger. Getting rid of the Euro partnership is a great move for Nissan who is ailing. They don't make the Titan anymore. Tough truck and no ubiquitous bearing failures.:thumbsup:
     
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  18. Dec 19, 2024 at 3:43 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Re: Nissan

    can we get a rear wheel drive Maxima?

    can we kill each and every CVT?

    Can we revive the Titan?

    Can we rename it back to Datsun?

    Please.


    not much of Nissan is marketable these days.
    it's all trash, created by Renault cost cutting bullshit.
     
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  19. Dec 19, 2024 at 4:14 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    This^^^^ Maybe some hybrid offerings too? I can attest that my Frontier is not trash. Far from it. Ha! :burnrubber:
     
  20. Dec 19, 2024 at 4:17 AM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    agreed.

    Frontier, Armada & Titan...were the only TRUE Nissan vehicles as of late....correct?
     
  21. Dec 19, 2024 at 4:28 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Pretty much. Frontier uses the venerable VQ and the Armada and Titan V8 pumps out 400hp and 413 lbs-ft. The Titan's Achilles heel was it's looks imho. Kind of fugly. Nissan skipped over hybrid's and their Leaf was a joke. The new EV Ariya is quite nice actually, but made in Japan, so no tax credits. = slow sales



    Edit: Z. Twin turbo 6. 400hp with a manual offering available.
     
  22. Dec 19, 2024 at 4:35 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do

    back in early 2000's, dude I knew had a new Titan...and he put an exhaust on it.

    best sounding truck out there.
     
  23. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:37 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Good news for Nissan, not sure they ever recovered from Ghosn destroying that company during his tenure. Ghosn's pupil Tevares was on his way to doing the same with Stellantis but he got booted before he could fully destroy the brands there.

    Chrysler is down to 1 vehicle, their minivan and Dodge is down to the Hornet which is just a reskinned Alfa Romeo.

    I still consider Chrysler and Dodge brands I would never own myself but it is sad that they have been gutted so quickly when it comes to product offerings.
     
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  24. Dec 19, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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    Rumor mill has Stellantis being forced out. Dodge name returns. Big 3 reunited.
     
  25. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:01 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    while all the big 3 are producing unwanted high $ vehicles....Kia/Hyundai is mopping the floor with low priced slop & making all the $ on financing low credit score folks.
     
  26. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:08 AM
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    Looking eastIMG_9384.jpg


    And westIMG_9385.jpg
     
  27. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:09 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Mopping is an understatement.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Not just the low credit score folks.
    The Telluride has been a huge success for 700-800 credit soccer moms. I'd drive one
     
  29. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:42 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Kia/Hyundai reminds me of the Community reinvestment act.

    it took a few years for the Mortgages to crash after that.

    Kia/Hyundai's are already showing signs of troubled longitivity.
     
  30. Dec 19, 2024 at 6:47 AM
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    co worker just dropped $62k CAD on a hyundai santa fe, not even a hybrid.
     

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