Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

I know this fucker ain't ever gonna be selected for jury duty....he is not a " peer".

 

Nope. Bought by the Canucks.

 

Who?

 

Thank you, that made me laugh, plus I went down the rabbit hole and all I could find was John Madden saying it's both.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD81-vYUt2E

 

The cat from Wisconsin.

 

Ah, thought so but wasn't sure without a quote or tag. Thought it might have been me because of my dislike. LOL

Though, I have never gotten a summons for jury duty, so maybe it is me...

 

Gross?

 

Correct. Repulsive. Not a fan.

 

No judgment, that is just wild! You're one of a kind!

 

Yeah. Definitely not the majority opinion.

 

I'm seriously thinking of leaving the chat, but I just can't resist slowing down to view a car crash...

let me guess...another thing that has no interest...

 

Hey, to my credit, if the girl I'm with really enjoys it and wants to, then I'll "suffer" through it.

 

Okay, that’s just BS then. “I don’t like Bj’s” is just a pick-up line if that’s the case.

 

Dunno…the gays tell me only a man can give it justice. Just saying.

 

Not at all. It's not that the physical sensation is unpleasant, but the idea of it is nasty. Drool and saliva are gross. I don't like holding babies because they drool on you. It's just a gross out thing for me.

Do you like going shopping with your wife? 90% of guys will say no, but they'll do it because they're wife wants them to. Same concept.

 

Better than the Mormons

 

Uncalled for.

 

You ain't right son.

 

We can bash on Canadians but not the latter?

 

You say that as though there aren't members of The Church in Canada.

My comment was more that "Mormons" don't produce alcohol because it goes against the tenets of the religion.

 

Fair enough. To each their own for sure.

This whole convo reminds me of my college roommate. He told me his gf gave him a bj and then he told her it was degrading and didn’t have to do that again.

But he let her finish…so yeah. Degrading. Okay. Just tell her it was horrible…

 

And that's why I was trying to make a joke about it. As a beer drinker I'd rather drink a beer from Canada over a religious group who abstains from alcohol, buying up my beer of choice. I wasn't saying anything deeper than that.

 

Ah, I missed that, then.

 

I'm pretty old but I still remember my first French kiss with one of my first girlfriends, mmm, saliva.

 

Oddly enough, kissing doesn't bother me. It's saliva on other parts of the my body.

Had a gf that licked my cheek once. Super grossed out by it.

 

So its the sensation that you don't like, not the actual spit, is that correct?

 

I can understand the reaction. My setup wasn't entirely clear in what my mind was thinking. I should know better.