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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and grammar lessons

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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Do you like tattoos?

  1. Yes - I have one or more

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  2. Yes - I don't have any personally

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  3. No - but maybe my mind could be changed

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  4. No - don't plan on getting any

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  5. VelcrowKnight needs to be banned for excessive dumb dad jokes

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  1. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:08 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I don't think it can be both.

    Tastes great.
    Less filling.

    I don't remember all of the above being an option.
     
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    For once I agree with you; however I do drink diet Snapple ..only because it mixes well with vitamin c and it’s that time of the year. Our kid has a cold and I prefer not to
     
  4. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  5. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    I know this fucker ain't ever gonna be selected for jury duty....he is not a " peer".
     
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    Nope. Bought by the Canucks.


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  7. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:27 PM
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    Who?
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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  9. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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    :angrygirl:
     
  10. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:33 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    The cat from Wisconsin.
     
  11. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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    Ah, thought so but wasn't sure without a quote or tag. Thought it might have been me because of my dislike. LOL

    Though, I have never gotten a summons for jury duty, so maybe it is me...
     
  12. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Gross? :eek:
     
  13. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:37 PM
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    Correct. Repulsive. Not a fan.
     
  14. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:43 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    No judgment, that is just wild! You're one of a kind! :D
     
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    Yeah. Definitely not the majority opinion.
     
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    Oh, I am definitely judging on this one.
     
  17. Dec 17, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    I'm seriously thinking of leaving the chat, but I just can't resist slowing down to view a car crash...

    let me guess...another thing that has no interest...
     
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    Hey, to my credit, if the girl I'm with really enjoys it and wants to, then I'll "suffer" through it.
     
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    Okay, that’s just BS then. “I don’t like Bj’s” is just a pick-up line if that’s the case.
     
  20. Dec 17, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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    Dunno…the gays tell me only a man can give it justice. Just saying.
     
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    Not at all. It's not that the physical sensation is unpleasant, but the idea of it is nasty. Drool and saliva are gross. I don't like holding babies because they drool on you. It's just a gross out thing for me.

    Do you like going shopping with your wife? 90% of guys will say no, but they'll do it because they're wife wants them to. Same concept.
     
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    Beavis what.jpg
     
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    Better than the Mormons
     
  24. Dec 17, 2024 at 7:18 PM
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    Uncalled for.
     
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    You ain't right son.
     
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    We can bash on Canadians but not the latter?
     
  27. Dec 17, 2024 at 7:40 PM
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    You say that as though there aren't members of The Church in Canada. o_O

    My comment was more that "Mormons" don't produce alcohol because it goes against the tenets of the religion.
     
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    Fair enough. To each their own for sure.

    This whole convo reminds me of my college roommate. He told me his gf gave him a bj and then he told her it was degrading and didn’t have to do that again.

    But he let her finish…so yeah. Degrading. Okay. Just tell her it was horrible…
     
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    And that's why I was trying to make a joke about it. As a beer drinker I'd rather drink a beer from Canada over a religious group who abstains from alcohol, buying up my beer of choice. I wasn't saying anything deeper than that.
     
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    Ah, I missed that, then.
     

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