Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Yes

 

Yes. I like to stop, smile and burn holes in their eyes when they bump into me. Like a really good “drawn foul” in the NBA.

 

we need a dislike button

 

This is exactly what I do
It's amazing how many tuff guys are pussies when you look them in the eyes like now what you idiot

 

When I see them I wait patiently until we're about to collide and simply stop letting them run into me. Then it's their fault

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/JHVAC_KKcdA?si=u_t2_c_7WA2efRpd

My company is closing a couple locations and they did an announcement about it. Watched it last night, and today this pops up. Our phones listen to everything.

 

This hit me right here [imitates knife in heart]. Both because I have to listen to it regularly, and because I have to use it (sparingly).

 

I don't watch sportsball, but this made me chuckle... and I know @Azblue "would" so there's that.

https://youtube.com/shorts/J1wFyVXKF9Y?si=dpj2SY90Xafq3TX5

 

lol, hilarious. That reminds me of home improvement around the house, we only say caulking, with an “ing” added.

 

Laughed hard on this one... thank you!!!!

 

I'm just gonna say it; I love the team I'm on. The announcement of location closures and some layoffs brought out some dark humor that I got to hear about from the guy handing off to me. I got to start my shift off laughing super hard because the people I work with are grounded in reality and have savage humor. I like it here.

 

Shoot, it's 19.99 here. Still worth a beer run.

 

Mick Ultra?

That shit is like sex on a boat...

Both are fucking close to water....

 

If that's true, I'm drinking Ultra. Sex on a boat is pretty damn good.

 

See I heard that joke about pabst blue ribbon, but it wasn't a boat.

What does PBR and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking near water.

 

You people that shop at Costco are crazy, I’m not so sure the juice is worth the squeeze. I just went with my mom to get propane and a pizza; the propane thing is bizarre with how you fill and pay, can’t order a pizza over the phone unless it’s 5 or more, dude told us 15 mins for za, they don’t call out numbers, I went up and checked if mine was done and was told the wait is 45mins and it’s only been 23mins, so we went inside and got cubed beef for red chili for Xmas and some tritips and some macadamia nuts hahah the pizza was ready when we came out…… and it was all the quality you could expect from a 10$ pie

 

I never had sex in a canoe, I would think it wouldn't work. Both canoe sex and PBR are off the bucket list.

 

Just had this discussion with the wife well I made a statement
Me: You know Costco isn't a convenience store I think 2 or 3 times a month is plenty
Wife:
Last Costco run of the year today fair warning to the wife

Costco pizza sucks; the footlong is where it's at

 

I have that SAME green hat.

my gun range & mowing hat.

 

this.

if you close your eyes...a very cold Topo-Chico tastes just like all the light lagers.

same flavor bite on the tongue

only diff is the after taste....Topo-Chico is better.

 

GX is legit.

my brain was turned on. the wife asked why I was so chipper.


reminded me of that Orange Ephedra powder from days long gone.