Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Be sure and tag me I want in on this one

 

sounds like an invitation.

 

recently...standing in line at In & Out Burger.

Mexican standing RIGHT BEHIND me is talking on the phone....IN MY EAR.

I simply turn around and look at him...no expression from me.

he understands and walks out side.

common sense and decency are gone.

cell phones make you STOOOOPID.

 

i recently saw this video from one of those self-help dudes.

he said he had 3 cell phones.

one for work
one for social media
one for health reminders.

fuck man, what about simple self control?

now he's the fuckwit that carries 3 phones.

now the gurus are brainless idiots.



it's heavy leg day, so today will end awesome.

@T-Rex266
I'm finally trying the GX...so if I disappear from here...its probably due cardiac vapor lock due to all that pre-workout crap in that powder!

 

It's the selfishness that gets me. It's driving their inability to be aware. Everybody is so important.

 

90% of the lemmings here wouldn’t have gotten the sign from you.

I started a joke with the family and it is actually true way more often than it isn’t.
If you want to talk on your cell you must put it on speaker and then start yelling…unless you drive a Tesla. Then and only then, you put the phone to your ear.

YMMV, but this is the Truth in Seattle.

 

It’s egg day.

 

I don't know who these ra-tards are over there but the Tesla hands-free calling is so simple, so clear. It's on by default

 

That looks amazing!
Eggs, taters, spinach and cheese?

 

Yep, and EV olive oil. Two large handfuls of spinach. Use your hands, germs are good.

 

agreed.

I see folks driving NICE cars...and holding their phone while driving.

folks are soooo stupid, they can't hook up Bluetooth.


Tesla folks generally appear smarter...only because it's soooo damn easy to hookup your phone.

 

Appear is subjective. They think that because they buy a smart car it makes them smart. Kinda like smart phones...


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Just like the high school hallway days.

 

Sweet, you’ve got it down! I’m at a junior level. It might be my meh phase. My frame is never going to be a power lifter. But I can tackle consistency.

 

Nice! Mine today was,

2 cups coffee
1 banana
2 hard boiled eggs



but I'll likely have that third cup.

 

Is this all mixed together? That's some serious dedication to get a scale out first thing in the morning.

 

I was contemplating disparaging all y'all that have to use Zoom....

and.....

I was put on a zoom meeting.



Karma

 

I’m getting ready to join a Fidelity webinar, which might be on zoom, I’ll call it — WTF is going on in 2025, show me your contingency planning.

 

and inflation ain't "cooling".

 

No.

 

#FuckClouds

 

Yeah and my property insurance has doubled in past few years. I could use some damn clouds right now.

 

I did hear we’re annexing Canada, finally.

 

Looking for more stuff to purge/donate. The jacket can go, but not the Red Green bucket hat, even though it doesn’t make me look like a woodsman. More like a metro hippy.