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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Dec 8, 2024 at 5:58 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    T-Rex266

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    Eye doctor: “Your results just came back.”

    Me: “Can I see them?”

    Eye doctor: “Probably not.”
     
  3. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I work in payroll for the Buffalo football team.

    It's not the most fulfilling job, but hey it pays the Bills.
     
  4. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:03 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

    It’s Christmas, Eve!
     
  5. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:03 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    29.....:cool:

     
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  6. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:04 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    What did Earth say to the other planets?

    Wow, you guys have no life.
     
  7. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:06 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    What do you call a Christmas wreath made out of $100 bills?

    Aretha Franklins.
     
  8. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:12 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas
    She said, “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond necklace!”
    So I bought her NOTHING!

    Good night y'all, 3:45 AM comes pretty early.....:cool:
     
  9. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:12 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    My kids are 10 years older than you. I hope you're wrong. Actually, you are, they've both moved uphill.
     
  10. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:26 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Time to get a Viagera 'script....Drop a half one so you dont piss on your shoes when its time to throw a whizz...
     
  11. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:28 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Take a viagra and hit the weights for a better pump :fistbump::benchpress::curls::muscleflexing:
     
  12. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:32 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    My luck I'd end up walking around the gym w/a raging boner and get arrested for harassment or some kind of perversion :laser:
     
  13. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:33 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Not harassment if they don’t ask you to stop :cool:
     
  14. Dec 8, 2024 at 6:39 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Can't say anything with a mouthful...
     
  15. Dec 8, 2024 at 8:02 PM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    Sushi diversion. This place was good, not the best but very good. IMG_8505.jpg Waiting line to get in as it was busy(with reservations).
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    We almost went to sushi tonight but was also busy AF. Ended up at a bar and grill. My gyro was on point.
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    That roll on the bottom right looks amazing! Did it taste as good as it looks?

    And where is this restaurant?
     
  18. Dec 9, 2024 at 8:22 AM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    It was the best of the three, I think it was called the Dragon Roll. Sensui sushi in Kapalua, near a golf course in Maui. Away from the hotel scene.
     
  19. Dec 9, 2024 at 9:14 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    I have the latest Brandon Sanderson audio book, which just came out. 68 hour runtime, should last a while.
     
  20. Dec 9, 2024 at 9:17 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Breaking news is good news!
     
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    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Really good to know bud. Thanks for sharing. :thumbsup:
     
  22. Dec 9, 2024 at 9:34 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Random fun fact, my grandpa has a friend whose parents were able to choose where they wanted their waterfront property house to be, before there ever was water. Apparently a flowage was going to be created and a developer sold the land ahead of time.
     
  23. Dec 9, 2024 at 9:49 AM
    T-Rex266

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    :fistbump::fistbump::fistbump::fistbump::fistbump::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

    Screenshot 2024-12-09 at 10.18.13.png
     
  24. Dec 9, 2024 at 9:50 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Shouldn't have ever made it to this point but definitely good news
     
  25. Dec 9, 2024 at 10:08 AM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Maui!? Dang it…
     
  26. Dec 9, 2024 at 10:47 AM
    T-Rex266

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    facts
     
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    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    I agree. :anonymous:
     
  28. Dec 9, 2024 at 11:11 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Wait, subway perv got strangled? Hooray for paybacks.
     
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  29. Dec 9, 2024 at 11:25 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    At first I was concerned you were talking about the other breaking news.
     
  30. Dec 9, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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