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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 28, 2024 at 9:00 AM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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  2. Nov 28, 2024 at 9:03 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    That's epic.
     
  3. Nov 28, 2024 at 9:28 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Someone in my life knows what she wants. She just wants to tell me every other day, and it’s already arrived. Fine let’s call it a bonus/incentive and we’ll hit the fake order button.
    IMG_5812.jpg
     
  4. Nov 28, 2024 at 9:40 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    For me, today and Friday are paid holidays.
    But years ago the company demanded everyone work the Friday after Thanksgiving.
    So that Friday, we get 8 hours straight time holiday pay plus then time and 1/2 (or double time) for all hours worked Friday.
    Many a year that day I made well over $1K, which helped pay for Christmas.

    But for the last few years I've been taking this week off.
    So it's a 45-hour straight-time vacation check with 16 extra hours of straight-time holiday pay..
    Not a bad check either and I missed the holiday traffic..:thumbsup:
     
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  5. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:14 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Imagine meeting someone, falling in love, and then realizing that you married into a family that runs 5k's on Thanksgiving.
     
  6. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:16 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    :puke:
     
  7. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:17 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    That’s not funny, dad! :(:sorry:
     
  8. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:28 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ah, ok that makes sense then.
     
  9. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:30 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Ya I couldn’t tell if he was serious or not lol
     
  10. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:30 AM
    1794TX

    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Muscle through - pun intended. I can't run anymore due to a janky old spine, but a 3 mile walk might no be a bad idea after a belly full of food...
     
  11. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:48 AM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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    Yes, my bad on the serious/not serious, just playing around. I do have a real leg day but it’s not today. I worked out a new schedule a month ago that’s three days on, one day off. Today is a rest day. I was pretty sure you were serious though. :cool:
     
  12. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:54 AM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    I don't know what kind of voodoo magic Costco does with the turkey in their Thanksgiving meal but it turned out great. The overall meal tasted great and I would only make 1 change if I did it again. I would pull out the green beans and saute them with diced bacon and red pepper flakes to jazz them up a bit.

    I think I'm going to get 4 days of food out of this.
     
  13. Nov 28, 2024 at 10:57 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  14. Nov 28, 2024 at 11:32 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Just took the pups for a 10 minute walk.
    I'm good for the day..:thumbsup:
     
  15. Nov 28, 2024 at 11:42 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    That's a terrible idea:facepalm: there's football on the tv:rofl:
     
  16. Nov 28, 2024 at 11:56 AM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    The Barrel was decent as well.
    The smoked breast was unexpectedly tasty. The green beans were a bit odd; they seemed to have a hint of cloves and were definitely cooked with some type of fat.
    Everything else was ok
     
  17. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:05 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  18. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:08 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    What are you replacing it with?
     
  19. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:09 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    2020 nightshade edition 4Runner
     
  20. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:20 PM
    AZBaldy

    AZBaldy I didn't choose the bald life. It chose me...

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    Nice! Congrats on the new 4Runner.
     
  21. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:24 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I thought you were waiting until the spring? Or did I miss something?

    :worthless:
     
  22. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:24 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Thank you! I'm looking forward to picking it up tomorrow.
     
  23. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:25 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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  24. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    I uh.... found one too clean to pass up on plus I'm smitten by both the features and looks of the nightshade :D
     
  25. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    My son drives my ‘15 limited 4R

    it’s been flawless

    112k on the clock
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    LarryDangerfield

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    Tomorrow!
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I will meet you at the end with oranges
     
  29. Nov 28, 2024 at 12:52 PM
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    :rant:
     
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