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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 19, 2024 at 6:15 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    He gets the rain, I get the snow :D
     
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    Pretty sure my liver would be fucked up if I kept it up
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    Hot dang…not even in my college days could I do that. Well, I did one summer for about 3 weeks straight and that was messy
     
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    Blue Thunder

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    That looks delicious. Much better than the pumpkin chili I had with poorly rendered bacon.
     
  5. Nov 19, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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    Sober for a month to start. Just be more conscious about my drinking choices and why I'm leaning it on so much as of late. Over the last 4 years I've become what I consider a heavy drinker to a fault.
     
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  6. Nov 19, 2024 at 6:46 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Best advice I can give; find something else to have that curbs the cravings and find a distraction. I replaced with diet A&W, energy drinks, and then I began loving detailing vehicles, and house projects. 18 months strong
     
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  7. Nov 19, 2024 at 6:47 PM
    Blue Thunder

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    Do it… I tried dry October as part of my reset. Made it 3 weeks until a day at work set me off.

    Was glad I lasted as long as I did and will try again soon. Learned I have a lot of things in my life right now that are… triggering. Dealing with those now head on.
     
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  8. Nov 19, 2024 at 6:49 PM
    Azblue

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    Would hookers and blow also be a suitable distraction? That's what I would go with.
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Well,,,,um,,,That's good for about 3 days. My kidney doctor hates me.
     
  10. Nov 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I think so. I mean a plan is a plan.
     
  11. Nov 19, 2024 at 7:01 PM
    Azblue

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  12. Nov 19, 2024 at 7:03 PM
    OldGuy03

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    That's my problem. Finding another reason to focusing my energy and time on won't get me to stop. I'm already a functioning alcoholic as far as a doctor is concerned.

    I just need to stop using alcohol to cope.
     
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  13. Nov 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
    WAtundra4x4

    WAtundra4x4 Retired from active retirement.

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    We’re further north so rain and wind. Lots of snow in mountains, don’t recommend traveling in mountains. About 78,000 without power so far in the Puget Sound Seattle area. Power is flickering and internet is flaky. The coast is getting hammered.
     
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    PolishedTRD

    PolishedTRD Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet

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    Are either of these available for purchase over the interwebz? I'd love to try that Carolina Shine.

    PS - they're both 16oz but one is clearly trying to deceive our friends from Canukistan :p (16oz = 473ml)
     
  15. Nov 19, 2024 at 7:07 PM
    T-Rex266

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    I used to use it as:
    Pissed off
    Celebrations
    Stressed out
    Cuz it’s a weekend
    Cuz it’s vacation

    There was always a reason to. It takes time, but once you find something to replace it with, it’ll be in the rear view mirror. I will say, during the fights last weekend, my wife was blitzed off of ONE drink. I was the sober one in the group, and absolutely enjoyed it.
    This Sunday, we went to our friend’s kids bday party. She turned 2. The dad has been sober I think 9 months now. His mother came up to me to pull me aside (I’ve never met her) to tell me how thankful she is for what I did for her son. That…that, you cannot place a price on.
     
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    I always enjoyed it snowing in TX, OR, and WA. Seeing how idiots cannot drive in most a little bit of snow, and how unprepared states were was comical
     
  17. Nov 19, 2024 at 7:11 PM
    WAtundra4x4

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    I’m good for one piece of pumpkin pie a year. I like sushi, but more of a family social event. I got a good smoker last year and have smoked some great beef meals. I bought two turkeys yesterday at Costco. My smoked turkey last year was great, and I hope to replicate it.
     
  18. Nov 19, 2024 at 7:12 PM
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    It does sound better than diet root beer.
     
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    I'm here to help.

    Also, people often turn to religion in trying times. Just remember that I am always available if you need to talk about our Lord Beavis Christ.
     
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    I took the picture of the Shine off of a website and saw the deception. I checked the bottles in my cabinet and they all say 473 ml. I called my friend anyway and gave him shit.
    PM sent.
     
  21. Nov 19, 2024 at 7:20 PM
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    Yep. Gotta start somewhere.
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Best turkey I ever had was smoked by a guy from South Carolina. That's a whole day though.
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Good plan. Get ahead of it before it becomes a real problem.

    I've done a lot of dry January stints and usually only lasted a week or two, until 3 years ago. Give it hell and kick it's ass!
    :fistbump:
     
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    Noice. I love smoking turkeys for Thanksgiving. I’ve got two in the fridge as well. Birds are small this year!
     
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    Grid power is gone. Internet cable came back, have part of house running on solar power backup battery now. Have hot water, heat and power for internet, fridge. I hope it comes back by tomorrow afternoon. Trees cracking in forest …
     
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    Not good..
    We've got heavy snow and wind here
     
  29. Nov 19, 2024 at 8:30 PM
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    We have cold here, but no snow on the ground. Power, heat, a/c, water. Party at my place for WA folks who wanna come down
     
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