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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:24 PM
    j-utah

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    You’re right bark is the right word. :oops:
     
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    Translation.
     
  4. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:26 PM
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    Have you tried hitting some of the authentic Mexican grocery stores in the area... the ones that have bakeries and fresh meats, vegetables and fruits will usually have a decent selection (often pre-marinated)...
     
  5. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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    Well heck Santa we don’t live in the North Pole it was almost 60 today. Bring me snow for Xmas!!!!! A shit ton!!
     
  7. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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    Honestly I think sprouts is a better gamble for marinated carne asada and pollo for grilling and tacos, it’s pretty much the same but appears a little cleaner
     
  8. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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    Preferably the ones where you hear mooing in the background :D
     
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    If you were to head on over to the Secret Santa Threads, you'd have plenty of snow there :thumbsup:

    ...and this is the reason we need more participation in the TITS thread, so those of you w/o snow can live vicariously through others :hattip:
     
  10. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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    ...wasn't sure if DC area had a Sprouts :notsure:

    But, I do know they have plenty of hoods :spy:
     
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    I surprised the NP has so many for you to choose from
     
  12. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:36 PM
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    I enjoy shopping at Sprouts, so I had the elves build one during the off-season...

    #cheapchildlabor :rofl:
     
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  13. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM
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    For some reason when we started feeding the dogs raw, we went to sprouts because it was kinda cheap, all the parts no one wants. Then like 6-12 months in someone noticed and it wasn’t affordable anymore. Now we mainly go to a Mexican supermarket for cheap parts, and get bags of drums and thigh quarters from Walton’s world
     
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    It's hard to catch a break these days on any 'angle'...
    Definitely gotta be creative to keep up w/inflation these days :fistbump:
     
  15. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:46 PM
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    My neighbor actually just gave me an entire front leg from his recent deer hunt, Django will enjoy that!!!
     
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    Is your older pup still w/you guys???
     
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    Shouldn't Santa already know that? What kind of slacking are you doing up there?
     
  18. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:50 PM
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    She is, we just put her sweater on tonight. She still eats raw and did pretty good on a rib from a roast this afternoon.
    We at home removed a weird growth on her eye, hahah that shit was dragging her down in so many ways!!!
     
  19. Nov 17, 2024 at 6:52 PM
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    Man, between you and olddudebythesea :mad:

    My focus is knowing which list you (or anyone else needs to land on)... Toasty (Santa's Nice List) Japaneese Lizard Dude (Naughty List) :evil:

    Santa gets a little busy as the season approaches.... anyhow, he remembers seeing some camping photos w/the pup doing some quality lap time w/FT and the boys, but doesn't remember seeing anything since...
     
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    Your definitely getting coal this year
     
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    Honestly, I should have signed up. Things have been really complicated for me lately but no excuses. I should take myself more seriously, that I’m a legit member that can roll with that. Point taken. I try, but I can do more, even for a turd gen owner.
     
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    Awesome... I hope you enjoys the holidays :fistbump:

    @GODZILLA :boink: See how easy that was??? No need to be salty :mad:
     
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    I plan to burn any gifts anyway, so that'd just be convenient.
     
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    Coal would be too good for him as he'd be able to heat his home w/that... hell, he might even be able to power his truck w/coal (it is a Ford after all)

    It's ICE this year for him... ICE is the perfect gift, cuz no one wants it in the winter, and when you NEED it in the summer, it melts :rofl:
     
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    Ice works too. I'll just melt it with my saltiness.
     
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    @FrenchToasty

    That should've said, "I hope SHE enjoys the holidays" :facepalm:

    I'm guessing the Toasty family makes the holidays fun for everyone, including their pups each year :santa2:
     
  27. Nov 17, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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    Oh yeah, they get their own stockings. We tried to include them in Xmas pictures just now but she wouldn’t get up from her bed and Django was too excited to sit down and pose so I told him to get away, poor guy!
    I’ll send you a copy, it’s still The North Pole, right?
     
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    They all got wrecked making Fast n Furious movies...
     
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    It's always in the details.... :thumbsup:
     
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    Several within a couple hundred miles of Phoenix. I checked there because it's close-ish to California and would be a rust free area, though I missed that you were northern CA. Might be better to check NV for them.

    https://www.autotrader.com/cars-for...-az?newSearch=true&searchRadius=200&zip=85001
     
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