Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Pissing on a frozen something to free it up is quintessentially Canadian.

 

I never denied it would work. I just wouldn't do it.

 

Life is short. Experiment!

 

Alaskan too..

 

In moderation.

 

Yeah, I mean, it’s not rocket science, what could go wrong

 

Scuba diving in Puget Sound with a wet suit. Taking a piss is amazing. It’s like pouring yourself a warm bath.

I rented those wet suits. Sharing is caring.

Don’t try in a dry suit.

 

If that wasn’t staged, all those chicks would be screaming and freaking out.

 

Daughter asked me about the weekend plans as I drove home tonight. Told her we are watching boxing tomorrow. She looked at me as if I’d started speaking Greek. Told her it is going to be a slap fest, but there is a good chance Mike will get bored and then it gets real.

She has no clue what to expect.

 

They're used to it... someone gettin' slapped doesn't phase them anymore

 

What did the five fingers say to the face???

 

Apparently Paul stepped on Tyson's foot.

 

Y'all remember in the movie "clear and present danger" when the President declared the cartels a threat to USA?

yeah, a certain someone is about to do that.

now we will use Special Forces.


I need to go watch "Sicario" again.

 

now, a couple of my neighbors at the lake don't wave at me anymore.

so, I give them all the Forrest Gump wave.

Life is sooooo good.

 

I will never get tired of shoveling sunshine...I'll pass on massive amounts of snow.

 

More WWE fake drama...

 

I've shared this before...

 

If Jake Paul wanted a real fight there are plenty of active pro boxers whom he could have chosen from. He picked a 58 year old retired fighter, albeit an all time great, for an entertainment show and not a real fight.

I don't want to be a wet blanket to everyone's excitement so I will drop this and just follow along the conversation on this one.

 

Blizzard conditions here....47 degrees.

 

'zactly....

folks go the the circus to see the elephants.
watch NASCAR for the wrecks
watch women's tennis for the...wait...nobody watches women's sports for the sports.

 

Until Caitlin Clark went Steph Curry on folks.

 

I believe 40mil (jake) and 20mil (tyson)

 

maybe Jake should pay Beyonce' $10mill to say nice things to help him win.

 

Tyson could show up straight up obese and people would watch. He is part of our cultural zeitgeist. It's easy money for both of those guys and I don't fault them for cashing in if people are shoveling money at them...