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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 20, 2024 at 5:04 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Send that shit back, they didn't even cook the damn meat!
     
  3. Oct 20, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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    Saying prime rib should be cooked any more than that is heresy. You should ban yourself.
     
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    Is he pouting because his toy is broken, or is that a satisfied nap after a job well done?
     
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    Congratulations Mike. That is a huge accomplishment...

    Right behind you in a month for our 23 year anniversary. :fistbump:
     
  7. Oct 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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    Lasted 1.3 minutes?
     
  8. Oct 20, 2024 at 5:25 PM
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    The thought of eating that- :puke:
     
  9. Oct 20, 2024 at 5:26 PM
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    Congrats to you as well.
     
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    That's a perfect cut. Were you hit in the head with a brick? I have a friend who was hit in the head with a brick, and I always point that out when he disagrees with me.
     
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    That's awesome. Question, though; which one of you has the Stockholm's? :boink:
     
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    Thank you!
    We didn’t have the kids last night so we went home and watched bio dome, in preparation for our Halloween party/costumes; no we’re not being bud or Doyle
     
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    No bricks, but I did grow up riding/racing dirt bikes and crashed often, sometimes on my head.
     
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    She is free to leave any time. We went into this knowing one day it would end....either by divorce or her killing me. Think she is still working on the latter. :rofl:
     
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    :rofl:
     
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    Hard to tell. We always give he and Gia cheap stuffed animals, because they love to rip it into shreds after a few mins
     
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    Probably, if that. He had one paw on it, and jaws on the other ripping it lol
     
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    They like to drag it out over a long period of time, it's more enjoyable to them. Have you ever seen a cat that has caught a mouse or lizard? They just kind of wound it and hold it down to play with.
     
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    See it all the time with my barn cats bringing me presents. Been rather impressed on the size of prey they have brought back.


    Women are easy. Just take them out to dinner and call it a date. My wife finally asked why I call it a date every time we go out to eat. I said "date does stand for something...dick at the end."
     
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    Had a cat who would do that.



    Fun fact: A single mouse can be stretched and pulled out to approximately 3 1/2 feet before a cat loses interest and leaves it for you to clean up.
     
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    One of our cats would bring home bunnies to the back doorstep, eat only the head and leave the ears perfectly next to the body like a surgeon cut the head off
     
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    That's awesome!
     
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    yep. The owls do that for us. Our cats like breaking the spine and eating them slowly while the front legs kick. Sadistic SOB. IMG_6947.jpg
     
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    It was bizarre! She also brought home the most lizards and would always come home at sunset when I’d go out and call her name
     
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    I had a cat that brought a snake in the house, then just dropped it for me to chase and catch. Little shit did that twice, luckily neither was a rattlesnake.
     
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    Yeah, ours learned to not bring stuff IN the house because we immediately took it away. Live or dead, they lost the toy. They learned to play with it outside and leave it on the porch.
     
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    :laugh:
     
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    The grass we do have is super low lying and doesn't grow much. Basically I'm only mowing oxtail daisy's that want to over take everything. I usually wait until late July to mow them and then they don't come back again unless we get a lot of rain. Last year I had to mow 3 times. This year, just the one.
     
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    Congrats to all the anniversaries! @Leo's first, @FrenchToasty, @ColoradoTJ. I'm on my second marriage but have only been married for 8 years now. It seems like marriage is easy when you find the right person.
     
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