Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

First rule of BMX lifestyle is to never get off the bike for anyone…even if it means extra time served.

 

They should have thrown the door harder.

 

https://youtu.be/u8ccGjar4Es?si=MNpj_8WGxsgaEHyx

 

Hot sauce sampling tonight.

 

I take issue with the title for this thread including the verbiage “hair metal kicked ass”.

Which one of you filthy slobs would dare use the past tense? As if hair metal used to kick ass but no longer kicks ass?

Go think about what you have done. You probably listen to pop country music now whoever you are. Turn in your man card.

 

I have questions

how many owners will track it
How many will actually drive it
On a scale of 1-10, what level of douchebag will you resemble
a fast mustang can be had for ~100k, how much faster is this one

if it lines up with a plaid on the 1/4 mile, who wins?

does it have a “comfort “ setting on its air suspension?

can a “husky” person fit in those seats?

does it have cruise control

CarPlay?

 

Of note

the gtr’s have nasty habit of throwing the transmission out of the car when they go from a dig.

 

Is it a habit, or did it happen once and get 500 different people saying they knew the guy it happened to?

 

for theatre of mind

this is our weak selection in the garage

 

if it happened to one guy, I wouldn’t bring it up

I researched it when the Tesla plaid guy videoed a race

it is common

It must be a track car, as the motor easily breaks the transmission from a dig

 

Hair metal sucked and still sucks. You old guys are just nostalgic.

 

Friend of mine bought one of the early GTRs and sold it as soon as it came to the end of the powertrain warranty.

 

My coffee tastes like dirt this morning. But I guess that makes sense, it was ground just a few minutes ago.

 

how many owners will track it: Probably 5-10

How many will actually drive it: Probably 20%

On a scale of 1-10, what level of douchebag will you resemble: About the same level as someone who owns a plaid

a fast mustang can be had for ~100k, how much faster is this one: Depends on what you're factoring into your 'faster' equation?? Straight line 0-100, probably not much faster; top speed probably 30-40mph depending on the tune/limiter of the other models; around a track or course, probably significantly faster

if it lines up with a plaid on the 1/4 mile, who wins? Who cares??? not sure why this is the standard or bench mark all vehicles are compared to different power plant entirely; like comparing a plane to a vehicle or a train to a vehicle (apples and oranges)... folks buying a high performance ice vehicle may be seeking an entirely different experience than a plaid can provide (it's not always just about 0-60 or 1/4 mile time)...

does it have a “comfort “ setting on its air suspension? I freakin' hope not

can a “husky” person fit in those seats? as G-EZ would say.... 'If you have to ask if you'd fit, the answer is probably not'

does it have cruise control? If you're hoping for a comfortable highway experience where you can kick back and play x-box while heading to work, then this is not the car for you Plus, no one who owns one of these is going to want to set the cruise at 70 or 170 and cruise in 'monotone' mode; they're going to want to feather the throttle, let the RPMs fly up and down and just enjoy the experience; or at least they should!!!!

CarPlay? Again, see above... I'd certainly hope not. CarPlay is for Tundras and Teslas, not a track car... If you're driving this and listening to anything other than the engine or the screams of joy coming from your passenger seat, then

 

Gotta be careful how you launch those things

 

That's what she said while covering her eye.

 

No

we’ve grown used to drinking them warm

cave man thing