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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 18, 2024 at 4:45 PM
    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    TWSS




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    Nice and cool here, but no rain and this wind can fuck off.
     
  2. Oct 18, 2024 at 4:59 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Did Obama fuck up your drive home? It had campus all fucked up today
     
  3. Oct 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    I did that today as well, never felt so American in my life. 6 different calibers lol
     
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  4. Oct 18, 2024 at 5:02 PM
    Azblue

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    Not really, I left early for a Dr. appointment, but there was a bit of traffic.
     
  5. Oct 18, 2024 at 5:04 PM
    GODZILLA

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  6. Oct 18, 2024 at 5:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    Oops that was supposed to be quoting the gun pic :anonymous:
     
  7. Oct 18, 2024 at 5:21 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Posts like this make your signature pic even better. :rofl:
     
  8. Oct 18, 2024 at 5:40 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Don't! I was multitasking, checking up on my internet homies while doing other things as well. Listen, as an 8th grade conference shot put champion I will not put up with this disrespect!
     
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    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Are you going to throw a cannonball at him?
     
  10. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    As long as it's 8 pounds, you betchta
     
  11. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:11 PM
    koditten

    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Isn't that what the girls chuck?
     
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    GODZILLA

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  13. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    When I was in 8th grade the shot put that I won with was 8 lb. It moved up to 12 lb when I went to high school and that's why I quit lol.
    I'm pretty certain everyone in here knows, but just in case someone in here for some reason doesn't, I'm being a total smartass :D
     
  14. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:15 PM
    GODZILLA

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    We all are. LOL
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Big tits :rofl:
     
  16. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:17 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Should've taken your Chiropractor girl out and turned her into a LadyFriend on range day :infantry:
     
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  17. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I could be completely wrong, but she doesn't strike me as a mag dumping an AK-47 kind of gal. By the way, shooting melons with large caliber rifles is just as fun as it looks on YouTube lol.
     
  18. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:35 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Your playing with the wrong melons. :facepalm:
     
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  19. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:37 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    Hey man, I take what I can get
     
  20. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
    Azblue

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    When I was in school all the shot puts were 50 lbs and we had to throw them uphill in the rain. Now get off my lawn!
     

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    Azblue

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    It's not his fault. It's been a long time since he's had a lady friend, he just forgot.
     
  22. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I think I read a story about the shot put you're talking about. Wasn't there a dude named Cain who was on your team? Or was it Abel?













    You're old
     
  23. Oct 18, 2024 at 6:43 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    The watermelon exploded before we even got the guns out
     
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    Just saw this after having a shitty week at work and trying to decompress. A couple of drinks and this on loop really helps. Wish I could pipe this into my head when I can't sleep. :)

    https://x.com/i/status/1847445483645784120
     
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    Dogs are the best. No matter how awful the day/week has been, you go sit with a dog, let that shit go, and enjoy the moment with the pup... it's the best antidepressant there is.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    annnnnd it's even more funner when you bring a pair of melons w/you :boink:


    Recoil doesn't lie...:D
     
  27. Oct 19, 2024 at 5:06 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    That was strange. Had dream inception. In my dream, I was having a dream lol. I woke up from my dreaming dream to just be regular dreaming.
     
  28. Oct 19, 2024 at 5:44 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    @GODZILLA so are you going to swap any mustang parts on your truck to make it faster?! I hear guys can really get some RPMs out of those things with a few parts from the mustang bolted on
     
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    I think you're still dreaming
     

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