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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 13, 2024 at 4:09 AM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Have you used "Jack did Jill" yet?
     
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    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    That was me… I will not get married again EVER!!! That is what I told my current wife when we met. She smiled… she had a plan
     
  3. Oct 13, 2024 at 7:38 AM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    I was watching Never Back Down and a scene in there a guy ordered food and left his name as “Isiac Kok”. I thought of you when he was calling the guys name in an Asian accent
     
  4. Oct 13, 2024 at 7:42 AM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    That's a cat.
     
  5. Oct 13, 2024 at 7:47 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Ya that’s on the person who is apparently watching the dog for them. She has the shelter info…so now it’s on them
     
  6. Oct 13, 2024 at 7:48 AM
    T-Rex266

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    :laugh:
     
  7. Oct 13, 2024 at 7:50 AM
    T-Rex266

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    How is the dog with fire works? CBD didn’t do shit for ours lol. Had to get Axle scripted for Trazodone so he can chill
     
  8. Oct 13, 2024 at 7:52 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Have not
     
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  9. Oct 13, 2024 at 8:53 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    He is fine with fireworks and gunfire. Sgt Kilo (ret).
     
  10. Oct 13, 2024 at 8:57 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Working dog named Kilo. ❤️
     
  11. Oct 13, 2024 at 8:59 AM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Kinda funny since he was a drug dog. I know his trainer and we also both like the radio station KILO 94.3.
     
  12. Oct 13, 2024 at 9:36 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Thats what I was assuming... perfect name for a dog who sniffs out kilo's.
     
  13. Oct 13, 2024 at 10:05 AM
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    T-Rex266

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    Oof.
    Strip wash, clay, and 1/2 way done 1 step polishing the Tesla before winter hits.

    Still need to hit the front yard

    Still have to install front and rear dash cam for the daughters car after yesterdays incident

    IMG_6440.jpg
     
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  15. Oct 13, 2024 at 10:27 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My truck is getting rained on today so that's something right? :p
     
  16. Oct 13, 2024 at 10:32 AM
    T-Rex266

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    Sure! ​
     
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  18. Oct 13, 2024 at 11:10 AM
    GODZILLA

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    How does The Rock take a piss?












    He Dwaynes his Johnson.
     
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  19. Oct 13, 2024 at 11:17 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Don't
     
  20. Oct 13, 2024 at 11:20 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I agree. What do you think, 30 days or perma?
     
  21. Oct 13, 2024 at 11:24 AM
    LarryDangerfield

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    You just wait
    I think use a random number generator
     
  22. Oct 13, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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    *praying to RNGesus for mercy* :pray:
     
  23. Oct 13, 2024 at 11:40 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Screenshot_20241013_134008_Google.jpg
     
  24. Oct 13, 2024 at 11:53 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
  25. Oct 13, 2024 at 12:33 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    NASA looking on like :eek2:







     
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  29. Oct 13, 2024 at 1:02 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Are you bedazzling the shifter knob next?
     
  30. Oct 13, 2024 at 1:03 PM
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    Nah. Do the steering wheel. Make it one of those airbag powered claymores.
     

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