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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Oct 11, 2024 at 9:05 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    :ohsnap:
     
  2. Oct 11, 2024 at 9:07 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Bro.














    How'd you know
     
  3. Oct 11, 2024 at 9:22 PM
    GODZILLA

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  4. Oct 11, 2024 at 11:13 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Would.
     
  5. Oct 11, 2024 at 11:28 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Any hot dudes?? ;)
     
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  6. Oct 11, 2024 at 11:30 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    So, are you basically just smoking it... but to the point where it is dehydrated almost into jerky???

    What temp were you using???
     
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  7. Oct 11, 2024 at 11:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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  8. Oct 12, 2024 at 8:24 AM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
  9. Oct 12, 2024 at 11:12 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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  10. Oct 12, 2024 at 11:14 AM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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  11. Oct 12, 2024 at 11:25 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Just take some Ozempic before you go and you'll be fine.
     
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  12. Oct 12, 2024 at 11:52 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Whenever shes on the loft (gaming) couch with me, she always wants to bury her face behind a pillow lol

     
  13. Oct 12, 2024 at 12:39 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    What did dad say to mom when he bought her the wrong kind of flower?

    Whoops, a daisy.
     
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  14. Oct 12, 2024 at 12:43 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    Don't start
     
  15. Oct 12, 2024 at 12:46 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    @Azblue There's gotta be something that can be done
    Maybe I'm offended :rofl:Will that do it?
     
  16. Oct 12, 2024 at 12:58 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    So my wife called me on her way home with our daughter (she never really calls me unless it’s one of those “I need a response now” things)
    I don’t know the entire story, but a vehicle hit a (small) dog
    Wife pulled over for the dog. Driver kept going, but turned around. She called me. I had her photograph the driver, vehicle, and plate. He said he would follow them to the vet ER (he did)
    Dog isn’t chipped. I told the wife fuck it, I’ll take this dog. They’re going to check the dog, and if her injuries aren’t severe enough, they’ll fix her and call us in 7 days if nobody claims her.
     
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  17. Oct 12, 2024 at 1:21 PM
    Azblue

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    Hope its ok.
     
  18. Oct 12, 2024 at 2:10 PM
    GODZILLA

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    I hope she's ok. Poor pup.
     
  19. Oct 12, 2024 at 2:40 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I called in a favor. My friend is the Animal Control Manager for the city it occurred in. Here’s what she sent me on text


    “I just talked to my officer and the dog is currently at foothills. Looks like it’s gonna be OK. Her feet were degloved so they have them wrapped. It looks like the officer already has your wife’s information and put her name and number on the impound record. I will check on Monday to see what’s going on with the dog and if an owners come forward.”
     
  20. Oct 12, 2024 at 4:08 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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  21. Oct 12, 2024 at 4:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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  22. Oct 12, 2024 at 5:16 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    I admire that, but when we have more than two dogs they take up too much acreage in the house. We try to stay at two but I could be the dog version of a crazy cat lady.
    20241012_201345.jpg
     
  23. Oct 12, 2024 at 5:19 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    We have three as is. 2 large ones, and one small one.
     
  24. Oct 12, 2024 at 5:53 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    Why did they make the graveyard the town plaza?

    Because it's the dead center of town.
     
  25. Oct 12, 2024 at 5:55 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Is it bad to think about a/the next dog, while your current dog is still alive?
     
  26. Oct 12, 2024 at 5:58 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    :monocle:
     
  27. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:04 PM
    j-utah

    j-utah performance warrantied member

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  28. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:06 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I haven’t “picked” a dog since I was a kid. I don’t know if I’d ever pay for a dog now though, that’s just stupid
     
  29. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:14 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Greybeard:thumbsup:
     
  30. Oct 12, 2024 at 6:15 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    :rofl:

    It's always the Canadians, eh???? :canada:

    I'm starting to think they understand more of what's happening here than most of us do, or maybe they're just not afraid to say it :thumbsup:
     

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