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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Sep 27, 2024 at 1:01 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    We've got 2 males, come help yourself! :devil:
     
  2. Sep 27, 2024 at 1:05 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    You need to correct that. Males for lawn mowing. Females for butter. Git er done!
     
  3. Sep 27, 2024 at 1:09 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Nah I'm playing, they're girls but I couldn't pass up on that joke.

    Haven't bred them so no milk to be had yet
     
  4. Sep 27, 2024 at 2:04 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Agreed. If it was one of my news ladies..different story. I need to be there daily
     
  5. Sep 27, 2024 at 2:07 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    I was a good one!
     
  6. Sep 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    :confused: It looks good to me. Cajun spice, cooked perfectly and they even seared the sides.
     
  7. Sep 27, 2024 at 2:11 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Marked down fish is a turn off. Fresh, not frozen is the way.:thumbsup:
     
  8. Sep 27, 2024 at 2:54 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I got in a good hour + nap. I feel much better
     
  9. Sep 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Youngest came home with A’s and B’s on his report card. Well take it!
     
  10. Sep 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
    Leo's first

    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    Garlic parm wings
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    Short rib grilled cheese sweet tater fries:drool:

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  11. Sep 27, 2024 at 3:41 PM
    AZBoatHauler

    AZBoatHauler SSEM#140 / 2.5 gen plebe

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  12. Sep 27, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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    We all know who this is for :hattip:

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    have a good evening...
     
  13. Sep 27, 2024 at 4:18 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    so true. But we have a lot of commercial fleets here that have flash freezers on board. They butcher and flash freeze the catch almost immediately. With the shrimp and scallops you can't really tell a difference. I'll buy shrimp off the dock 10 pounds at a time. They're frozen individually so you can take out as many as you want without having to thaw a big lump.
     
  14. Sep 27, 2024 at 4:20 PM
    Leo's first

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    50% off lowest price :rofl:
    Forgot to post a pic of my grocery store sushi from last weekend
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    It was pretty good this grocery store has an actual sushi bar
     
  15. Sep 27, 2024 at 4:21 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    This is perfectly (un)cooked fish. Plus raw quail eggs.
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  16. Sep 27, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I didn't think anything could be nastier than eating raw fish until you added raw eggs.
    Enjoy the brain worms with a side of salmonella, I'm going to go throw up now.
     
  17. Sep 27, 2024 at 5:28 PM
    RainMan_PNW

    RainMan_PNW "Oz" SSEM #82 RGBA #4 Unofficial Forum Treasurer Vendor?

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    Check the build link in my signature.
    :101010::nuclear::101010:
     
  18. Sep 27, 2024 at 7:33 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Damnit, I missed what packman had for sale, I was betting his truck, or at least floor mats
     
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    Azblue

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    iirc it was his whole truck....
     
  21. Sep 27, 2024 at 8:02 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    So I kinda doubled down and won…..
     
  22. Sep 27, 2024 at 8:26 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Depends... what did you bet??
     
  23. Sep 27, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Much better to fry it in grease then wrap it in a tortilla.
     
  24. Sep 27, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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    Fuck shingles. Whether on a roof or your skin, they just plain suck.
     
  27. Sep 28, 2024 at 7:05 AM
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    j-utah performance warrantied member

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  28. Sep 28, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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    front end looks so good, Its on my list to get headlights and paint the grill. did you paint over the chrome or was it a black grill?
     
  30. Sep 28, 2024 at 9:25 AM
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    Murdered. :101010:
     

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