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  1. Aug 23, 2024 at 11:28 AM
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    Outbound

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    Two unwritten rules for life:

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    Not a single song from Ride the Lightning!? Fuck outta here
     
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Leo's first TRUCK GANG

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    New Sheriff in town :rofl::rofl:
    @Azblue two in two days :facepalm::poking:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    :spy:
     
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    Doc “so left shoulder?”
    Nope. - penis enlargement.
    *laughs*

    Said he literally was trying to figure out if they do that in this building
     
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    I feel bad for the people that are color blind

    IMG_3916.jpg
     
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    I am. Please do tell me what I'm missing here?
     
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  9. Aug 23, 2024 at 1:34 PM
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    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
     
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  10. Aug 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
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    Why don’t you give Elsa a balloon?


    Because she’ll let it go
     
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  11. Aug 23, 2024 at 1:46 PM
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Are you on any drugs by chance??? Heh
     
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    Not yet
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且

    I am red/green deficient and so I stared for a while before I got it. So....

    :smack:
     
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    Same. Red, brown green. Unfortunately I'm still in the dark. Nothing new for me though.
     
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    It's Red Lobster...you missed nothing:rimshot:
     
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    So it went well? Cannot believe you are lurking here today… go rest!
     
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    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    It’s ok; he’s typing with his good shoulder
     
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    Using his pec flexes to type with his nips for @Tripleconpanna
     
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    Glad you're out of it. How you feeling?
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Was your nurse hot? Any pics?
     
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    koditten I am easily distract...look! A squirrel!

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    Looks like the meds are agreeable.
     
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    Who the hell is that?
     
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    IMG_5677.jpg
     
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    I can barely make sense of what’s going on lol
     
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    Idk. Some dude from step brothers movie hence 3xl shirt
     
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    Surgery was delayed two hours due to some emergency surgery they had to have

    I had them do a shot in my neck to block nerves before anathesia
     
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