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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Aug 11, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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    So, I'm wondering if I should set up a BST ad for something.


    I've invented a thought controlled air freshener.

    If you think about it, it makes scents.
     
  2. Aug 11, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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    How do can you identify if a tree is a dogwood tree?

    You can tell by its bark.
     
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    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    Didn't even think of taking pictures and didn't see your post, but it was awesome. I'm like 90% sure I will end up with one at some point. For someone who hasn't ridden a bike in probably 10 years I banged out a 14 mile ride like nothing. Starting out I was ambitious so I leaned more towards getting exercise and then towards the end I was leaning more towards just enjoying the ride and it was awesome to be able to do that. Assist level 5 had me going 20 mph which didn't feel unsafe or out of control but also was pretty fun covering ground that fast. On the way back I was alternating between pedaling and just using the throttle. Being able to just go off of throttle is actually nicer than you would think because it allows you to rest while still covering ground. It lets you change your posture and rest whatever might feel sore or irritated but you don't have to stop your trip to do so.
     
  4. Aug 11, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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    Yup. That's the appeal. Funny to me that you are onboard with that but not a motorcycle.
     
  5. Aug 11, 2024 at 2:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    If I do get an ebike I plan on keeping my time sharing the road with vehicles to a minimum. I am very blessed that within a 30 mi circle of where I live there are quite a few beautiful bike trails to choose from, both paved and not paved. Not only dedicated bike trails but backwoods dirt roads in which seeing another person is a rarity. If I got a motorcycle I would be sharing the road with all manner of distracted and poor drivers and I don't feel like getting splattered. Plus if a deer runs out in front of me on an e-bike my chances look a hell of a lot better than if I'm doing 60 on the highway while riding a motorcycle. I get the appeal of motorcycles because they feel so free, but, they just not are not for me.
     
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    Just put Tyler on a moped with a top speed of 35mph. He can hit the trails, ride in the bike lane, save on wear/tear, and some storage. Win/win
     
  7. Aug 11, 2024 at 2:56 PM
    LarryDangerfield

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    I'm going to dress up like I'm in a biker gang while riding my e-bike
     
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    I am just :boink: you.
     
  9. Aug 11, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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    You do know you can get motorcycles that don't go on the road, yes? And you don't have to go 60 if you don't want to. :duel:
     
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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Aug 11, 2024 at 2:59 PM
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    You're going to cosplay/LARP as a pirate? :eek:
     
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    Yeah those are rookie numbers. Needs to be at least 140
     
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    Nope. No death wish when I'm on a bike.
     
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    E-bikes are for old people.
     
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    You just wait
    YOU'RE OLD
     
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    He's just mad he can't reach the pedals. :D
     
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    My bike would demonstate otherwise.

    PXL_20240601_184213392.jpg
     
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    Wait…… are you using that manhole cover as a step stool to get on that bike???



    Haha, I will add that my bikes rims have so many cobwebs that they’re almost looking like the cool mag rims I wanted in 1980.
     
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    What do you call a T-Rex selling guns?


    A small arms dealer.
     
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    The last few dad jokes 0/5
     
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    That's kinda where most dad jokes land.
     
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    No
     
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    Mmmmmkay.
     
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    The owner of the tuxedo store kept hovering over me when I was browsing, so I asked him to leave me alone.

    He said Fine, suit yourself.
     
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    Michael Jackson did put out some very good albums

    But I think we all agree his 7th album was Bad
     
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    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Good one.:thumbsup:
     
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    Tell Sean that! He's being mean!
     

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