Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Sounds like you have some training ahead of you……
Also I wish my Django was 90lbs!
He’s got the enthusiasm of 90lbs!

 

Sign me up

 

90lbs is good, but about 75lbs is perfect...

Climbing up tiny attic ladders that were made for someone <200lbs w/a 90lb dog slung over your shoulder while wearing a full kit isn't super ideal.

Plus the larger they are the more prone they are to injuries and ailments...

Ranger was about 65lbs, and he never lost a fight...


Rudy dog was mid 70s in his prime, and my first dog Astor was upper 70s low 80s... If I had my choice, I'd prefer a 70lb dog any day

 

How big is Django??

 

61lbs wet if he hasn’t pooped

 

That’s awesome!!!

 

He's a good size though, and looks heavier than 61 (in the photos I"ve seen)... Plus, he's in good shape, so it's lean weight

 

Another example of why dogs are inherently better then most people I know.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1820403292389708030

 

That is strangely specific…

 

Good news is it is a 2020 and that is when the supply chain issue started so these parts were pre 2020. Look at everything, look everywhere and try to find areas that were modified. Not familiar with the make/model but just know the horror stories when we were looking to buy. We backed out because everything was either new and made shitty or used and everyone wanted your first and last born to purchase. Hope he has good luck!

 

Reminds me of when the cops beat my ass using a phone book. They held the book over me and was wailing with the night sticks.

 

I am trying to figure out what I am going to do with my firearms. I have a huge Fort Knox Defender gun safe but will be selling it or most likely trading with Fort Knox for just a door. The safe needs to be gone in about 6 weeks but the new build will not be done until early spring next year. No way do I want to put that in a storage room and a lot to keep around when renting a house.

Life decisions

 

Sweet, good luck man.
Is it for the regular or the stranger?

 

I may have said this before....however;


my neighbor is a repo man. has 2 trucks.

that dude has NEVER been busier.


please keep your hunker in the down position.

 

Whew buddy, you ain’t wrong. I have withheld making a few large purchases this year (house, camper, Tesla, etc). Just didn’t seem like the time.

The market is going on sale as we speak. My position is that of Mr. Buffett’s, although with a slightly smaller pile of cash.

 

I've never had shoulder surgery, but my buddy has.

the rehab hurts worse.

but rehab participation is the true measure of a successful shoulder surgery.

my buddy rehab'd to ~100% by doing EVERYTHING the Dr. said.

 

Same is true for knees. My grandma had knee surgery recently. She is the most pain-averse person I have ever met. She did absolutely 0% of the rehab movements and stretches her therapist told her to do because they hurt, and she regained almost 0% movement in that joint.

 

Why do I always get stuck next to the awake-and-bakers when camping!? I hate the smell of skunk in the morning

 

Come camp where it's not legal.

 

@Azblue I assume you've already got these?

 

I hate cigarette smoke, try getting away from that shit