Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

and that's the other one that I couldn't remember earlier...

It's not a freakin tickle charger or a tickle charge; it's a trickle charger or a trickle charge

Back in Vegas I had a neighbor that say, "My battery is starting to go bad. I need to put it on the tickle charger" No No No!

WTH is a tickle charger???? Are you gonna grab a tickle stock (yes that's a thing and BT probably has one), clamp it around your cars steering wheel, go grab a large feather, and then tickle the freakin' positive terminal of the battery until it glows???

Damn freaks!!!!

 

Moist

 

What about shoulda/coulda/woulda??

 

those are prolly okay.

 

PS>> You failed to use the obligatory semi colon in your reply

PPS>>> Now unf'k yourself and get it fixed

PPPS>>>

 

personally, I think there's a huge difference between deliberate slang and just being a moron that doesn't understand 3rd grade English.

 

That's what I was thinking; regionally based!!!!

 

the more I try to unfuk myself, the deeper it goes in. it's like a stinger with barbs.
I don't learn good.

 

Should've, could've, would've

 

Yada Yada Yada

 

I'm sitting in a trailer, in the woods, in Alabama.
WTF just happened?
not even sure if this is real.
I'm considering going back on drugs


I'm good though.
just beat up and sore. vinyl 2.5 gen seats are no good for 2 day road trips. and the trailer transaction ended up an all day thing and then setup was a bitch in twilight, rain, humidity and 800 degrees. lots to bitch about, but I'm alive and going to see the kids in a bit.

 

I only use them properly.

 

I'll drive myself into a lake, in my Tundra first

 

If you hear banjos, go in the trailer and lock the door.

 

every radio station is country and Jesus.
I'll need to download music.
as far as banjos,.....
I'm probably the scariest and most hillbilly MFer out here.
I used to not understand why people avoided me.
I'm starting to see it now.....

 

and not, big tough guy scary.
more,....he probably has body parts in his freezer- scary.
but I swear, I don't.
I'm actually really nice.
come in my trailer and hang out, you'll see....

 

Take up banjo playing to be complete!

 

I feel attacked.

 

I am an attack potato

 

I choked on my Pringles laughing at that!

 

https://youtube.com/shorts/qHqWwyPfUUs?si=M0tQTO_RglzJGDAu

 

Edible?

 

Nah. We have mushroom hunters on here that can likely ID it. I think @gosolo is one? Maybe @RainMan_PNW ?

 

At least they give you the proper bolts with the “lead tool” welded to it, makes it much easier to put on and take off if you leave it attached and tuck it away. Love my WKOR sliders!!

 

Moral of this story... don't be like Trey