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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 21, 2024 at 2:08 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    exactly.
     
  2. Jul 21, 2024 at 2:32 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    There you go jinxing the rest of us...o_O

    Kids were over Wednesday for a "Pool day" , granddaughter won but the Kids would never admit that :rolleyes::rolleyes:

    Anyhow, they packed up to leave and low & behold my son grabbed an extra Rubbermaid container on the bed;:eek2:

    Guess what's in it, ??? All the F@@KI^G hardware for Connie's Hutch :annoyed::cool:

    Now we all know who is now putting it back together next weekend....

    I told him ,Lifes Lessons some times hurt...:fistbump:
     
  4. Jul 21, 2024 at 3:28 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    If it smells like shit, you know it is. Buy the newest one they have
     
  5. Jul 21, 2024 at 4:06 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    My father bought all of it…. Open his spice cabinet and it’s a wall of <insert word> shit. Decent stuff, but not the best I have had.
     
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  6. Jul 21, 2024 at 4:11 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I concur.
    I know nothing about travel trailers, but this isn't a time to go cheap to save a few shillings..:eek2:

    @RichterScale
    Go with your gut.
    Trust your instincts...:cool:
     
  7. Jul 21, 2024 at 5:24 PM
    shawn474

    shawn474 Lego connoisseur

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    many dealers will use their excess inventory as rentals to recoup money until they sell. Check to see if your dealer has a rental department and then see if they are renting the same units……the one I shop at sells each one after a year of rentals at a steep discount
     
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  8. Jul 21, 2024 at 5:59 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Hop skip and a jump and I ended up in midland Texas today. IMG_8465.jpg
     
  9. Jul 21, 2024 at 6:14 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    How people live in this town is beyond me. I'm pretty sure you couldn't pay me to live down here. But I will say pulling a Larry to come down here and pick up some white knuckle off-road sliders, and a custom fab bumper with a winch on it was worth the drive. Now I got to head home because I've been here all of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go.
     
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  10. Jul 21, 2024 at 6:46 PM
    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    If it does not have a manufacturer warranty then pass. My buddy in the business (dealer) tells me TTs reduce in value by 90% in 5 years with year 1 being the greatest amount - at least 30%. If it is two years old then that is why it is 50% off. If it does not have the original manufacturer warranty then something bad happened and it must be treated as used.
     
  11. Jul 21, 2024 at 7:13 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Safe travels J
     
  12. Jul 21, 2024 at 7:20 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Waiting to see it. :):popcorn:
     
  13. Jul 21, 2024 at 7:33 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I get that.
    My wife usually buys low-mileage dealer demos.

    But....
    If he doesn't feel good about it, don't buy it.
    The trailer may be fine, but why take the risk of having the wife say 'I told you so' every time they use the trailer..
    I'd pay a little more to make sure that doesn't happen.
    But that's just me..:thumbsup:
     
  14. Jul 21, 2024 at 7:36 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    TWSS
     
  15. Jul 21, 2024 at 7:38 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    It’ll be just him. If it doesn’t sit right with you @RichterScale dont do it.
     
  16. Jul 21, 2024 at 11:06 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I think you missed that part of his story :boink:
     
  17. Jul 22, 2024 at 2:37 AM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    I'm beat. Only 2.5 hours left to drive but I'm pulling over to catch up on here and catch a few z's. Ive been in my car for almost 20 hours. These wkor sliders are the tits though. Can't wait to get them gussied up and mounted.
     
  18. Jul 22, 2024 at 3:53 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Not exactly what it is I missed, but this thread moves too fast.
    I miss quite a bit of what is posted here..:eek2:

    I'll get home from work tonight and 5 or 6 pages of new posts will be posted.
    Then there are times I'll go 3 or 4 days without getting on the forum and 20 to 30 pages of new posts will be in this thread.
    I'm certainly not going to read all that.
    I'm not on this forum 24/7 like some of y'all are..

    I don't care what he buys, my point was to go with your gut on buying anything.
    My deepest sincerest apologies if that bothered you, seems like there's a lot that bothers you....:(:rolleyes:

    Perhaps I should bow out of this thread since I can't keep up to your standards of reading every post, every day..:thumbsup:
     
  19. Jul 22, 2024 at 5:56 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    it's all good.
    no one's bothered.
    I'm leaving that bitch cuz she's a lying, back stabbing,.....bitch.
    there, all caught up.
     
  20. Jul 22, 2024 at 6:07 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Last night when I came out from flossing my teeth I find her like this lol

     
  21. Jul 22, 2024 at 6:16 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Holy crap :eek:

    Slow your roll a click; we're not in a 3rd Gen thread :laugh:

    In all seriousness, no one was offended, and I certainly wasn't trying to offend you. I was just giving you an elbow nudge to say, 'hey, I don't think the wife's opinion is going to be an issue here'... but I see he already responded to it :thumbsup:

    Since I don't know you that well, I thought I'd ask for clarification.... were you really that offended by my response or just bustin' balls??? :notsure:

    PS>>> I saw that you 'liked' my post though, so I'm figuring you're bustin' balls :cool:
     
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  22. Jul 22, 2024 at 6:26 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Hope you enjoyed sleeping on the floor. :rofl:
     
  23. Jul 22, 2024 at 6:27 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Nah I just lied next to her. She’s on the wife’s side who’s out of state until tmrw night lol.
     
  24. Jul 22, 2024 at 6:34 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    In other words, 'Daddy, I'm your gurl' :laugh:
     
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  25. Jul 22, 2024 at 6:46 AM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Some take the internet way too seriously. If you take the internet that seriously, perhaps it’s not for you. I can’t speak for the 3rd gen sub-forums, but I can speak to “our” thread here..we all give each other shit. It’s what we do; dish it, and take it. If you can’t do both then just scroll on past.
     
  26. Jul 22, 2024 at 7:06 AM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I never dish shit.
    I'm polite, charming and professional at all times.
     
  27. Jul 22, 2024 at 7:12 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    Deer season is upon us. Deer season means more seasoned deer, like this:
    IMG_4967.jpg
     
  28. Jul 22, 2024 at 7:18 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    A scholar and a gentleman :thumbsup:
     
  29. Jul 22, 2024 at 7:33 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    If I ever join the secret service, I don’t want cheatle in charge of my safety

    she is a stooge

    and people got killed

    and she can’t answer the questions
     
  30. Jul 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    She just said the shooter was id’d by the serial number on the rifle

    i thought that could not be done?
     
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