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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:20 AM
    GODZILLA

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    That one is the one I'm trying to find somebody local to check out. If it's all solid, I'd love it. It's just like the Tundra I traded, but less miles than when I traded. I would not be sad to get another.
     
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  2. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:20 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    If you can listen to her with your eyes (this is key) and make her laugh, you’re set.

    20 years next summer…I can still crack my wife up, and I think I am a much better listener than when we started. We have a very good relationship and have no problems meeting each other’s needs.

    Think of marriage as a living thing that needs water, food, shelter etc for survival. Do not neglect it; it will flourish…
     
  3. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:22 AM
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    Musicians always get the ladies, though.
     
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  4. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:23 AM
    nobodyintexas

    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    Musicians get women, not ladies.
     
  5. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:24 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Come on now, I've already thrown out that disclaimer; if I don't respond immediately to something, I'll never go back to it....

    PS>>> Did you hit up any of the first gen dudes.... there's quite a few of them in TX
     
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  6. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:30 AM
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    Do I need to teach you how to use the Multi-Quote?



    OOOOOH! That's a great idea! I just asked in the Mafia group because I know several of them are in TX, but not all the TX 1GT guys are in there. I know a couple are, but TX is a big place. They can be in TX and still be 2 days away from it. LOL
     
  7. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:37 AM
    Terndrerrr

    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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    Not saying I don’t generally agree, but don’t tell my wife that.

    You don’t want a slap from a woman who had a full college volleyball scholarship. Ask me how I know :anonymous:
     
  8. Jul 16, 2024 at 6:38 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No, my brain can't handle any more data... I'd have to purge something out to let something new in :D
     
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  9. Jul 16, 2024 at 7:25 AM
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    Honestly, with the $45,501 KBB cash offer I can "demand" that in trade and the tax savings from trading offsets the few thousand more I might get selling it privately. It's kind of a wash financially, but it's soooo much easier to trade it in that deal with tire kickers, joy riders, low ballers, and trying to figure out the lien/loan on it in a private sale.
     
  10. Jul 16, 2024 at 7:29 AM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Come on now, we all know how much you like meeting and dealing w/new people... :D
     
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  11. Jul 16, 2024 at 7:59 AM
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    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    And not only because of the transmission cooler?
     
  12. Jul 16, 2024 at 8:01 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Photos from my camping trip soon.

    What did I miss besides @GODZILLA trying to get back into a Tundra?
     
  13. Jul 16, 2024 at 8:03 AM
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    @Blue Thunder posted a bunch of China pics. Not sure if you saw those.
     
  14. Jul 16, 2024 at 8:06 AM
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Uhhhh.. Tyler drives a dirty truck :notsure:
     
  15. Jul 16, 2024 at 8:11 AM
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    Oh, and apparently I'm a picky ass because I actually have taste and standards. :rolleyes:
     
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    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    It's your term. I just added the ass.:fistbump:
     
  17. Jul 16, 2024 at 9:02 AM
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    Trust me, I've got enough ass I don't need you adding any! :rofl::fistbump:
     
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    The invasion and our liberation has been postponed. Again.
     
  19. Jul 16, 2024 at 9:15 AM
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  20. Jul 16, 2024 at 9:16 AM
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    :canada:

    You didn't tell the AZ crew it's warm enough this week that they'll only need sweaters and not parkas?
     
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    Noiicee. We just hit 19 years this past April.
     
  22. Jul 16, 2024 at 9:56 AM
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    Tyler bought the Tundra instead
     
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    < a small celebration of sub-mediocrity>

    I'm slowly catching up on tech...

    I was just shown how to install AdBlock &
    it stops all spam mail in Gmail.
    and gets rid of adv before youtube vids.


    It's a happy day over here.
     
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    I have been using the DuckDuckGo for all my searching (F*CK G**gle) for many years (early 2000’s) with no problems. I just recently installed their Internet Browser that uses “Duck Player” which ignores the YouTube commercials. Oh yeah F*CK YouT?be also!! It will also allow you to use a duck email address for contests or anyplace you do not want your real address given away to. Then they remove all tracking info from any Email before forwarding the E-mail to you. It also blocks any tracking any websites tries when you visit them. Good for some sites but not for the ones that need it for things. Here is a pic of the start screen that shows me how many trackers were blocked…

    Screen Shot 2024-07-16 at 11.18.54 AM.png
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    Can Adam pick a damn truck already?
    I'm shopping for a travel trailer and need to agonize over it for a few pages.
     
  27. Jul 16, 2024 at 11:23 AM
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    I'm not suffering through this alone. You slobs are getting dragged into this shit too...
     
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  29. Jul 16, 2024 at 11:25 AM
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    I have the one I want picked out, but gotta get confirmation that it's not gonna implode.


    What trailers are you looking at? If budget allows I would suggest Oliver, Casita, or Escape brand trailers. Spendy, but last forever.
     
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