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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jul 4, 2024 at 10:34 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    We had a driver have a positive drug test taking CBD supplements.
    It's not worth the risk..

    Seriously, whats the point of taking it with such low levels of THC?

    Marijauna is still illegal in Texas..
    Even if it wasn't the DOT doesn't allow it..
     
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  2. Jul 4, 2024 at 10:36 AM
    T-Rex266

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    I think CBD just relaxes u…thc gives the super relax and high feeling
     
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  3. Jul 4, 2024 at 10:38 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I'd rather have the latter, but it's been over 30 years since I've done it...

     
  4. Jul 4, 2024 at 10:44 AM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    A cheese and tomato sandwich, sprinkled with fresh basil for and sauteed in butter
    20240704_120208.jpg
     
  5. Jul 4, 2024 at 10:45 AM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    My “doctor” said cbd does work on its own but it really works better with thc in the mix. I don’t really do CBD stuff so I’m not sure how accurate that is
     
  6. Jul 4, 2024 at 11:04 AM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I used to eat Milk-Bone dog treats with my dog when I was a little kid...:eek2:
    They aren't that bad..:D
     
  7. Jul 4, 2024 at 11:12 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Good for your teeth, too.
     
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  8. Jul 4, 2024 at 11:26 AM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Getting fuel to head home. Taco toes this pretty well, but I'd like to get a lighter trailer. Motorcycle trailers are so damned expensive, though!

    20240704_122027.jpg
     
  9. Jul 4, 2024 at 11:32 AM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Thought for a second you were hauling that tanker. :benchpress:
     
  10. Jul 4, 2024 at 12:02 PM
    T-Rex266

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    “This is the grand finale”

    -dads everywhere every 3 mins during fireworks
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Been drugging the dogs since last week. Last night, I gave Axle I gave an extra tab (so now 300mg) of trazadone and he was still showing good signs of freaking out, even last night. Dude will NOT leave my side when he freaks out…starts his loud yawning, panting, etc…all signs of stress.
    He will then usually sleep with the oldest when he freaks out

    Gia maybe only takes 1 tab…she’s not too sensitive around it fireworks / thunder.

    Kloe (mini pin) uses half tab (50mg) but I think I need to make it 100mg with her.

    Listen folks, I’m ALL for fireworks, but man I hate them at the same time for my dogs, and other dogs (and for those soldiers with PTSD.)
     
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    Bprose

    Bprose Old member

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    At my work It was never random, they had a target and at the end of a shift the target would come in and the next 10 to come in would be tested too. That way it was called “random “.
     
  13. Jul 4, 2024 at 12:35 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Mine can drug test me anytime ….they’ll need me to go to a clinic or mail me a test and assume I took it in front of someone, since I’m remote. Couldn’t tell you the last time I was ever drug tested
     
  14. Jul 4, 2024 at 12:42 PM
    Bprose

    Bprose Old member

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    In 25 years I’ve had about 6 drug tests. They’d come to work and have someone watch. Was awkward when the watcher was chatty.
     
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    French Avocado

    French Avocado Double Entundra

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    Independence from what?
     
  16. Jul 4, 2024 at 12:59 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I am also subject to random testing. Never happens unless there’s a reason, but still not worth the risk. When I retire I plan to walk into a store and buy one of everything.
     
  18. Jul 4, 2024 at 1:07 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Curious why your "Busting on his balls" but with all the pretty colors floating around...Too each his own..:notsure::notsure:



    HAPPY 4Th to one & all...:oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory::oldglory:
     
  19. Jul 4, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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    We had a captain that has since retired that was prior 82nd AB. Whenever his shift was assigned to standby for fireworks, he would stay in the engine with ear pro and dark glasses. It got to the point that some of us even started offering to cover his shifts when this would happen.

    Our "target" always seemed to be the cleanest kid possible at my old department. When I was contracting in Afghanistan, pretty much anybody that had flights through Amsterdam were "randomly selected".
     
  20. Jul 4, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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    Marijuana use in Arizona, in every form, is now legal for recreational use by anyone over 21 year old.

    I also drive on a CDL where the driving while impaired standards are more strict. In Arizona, for example, a CDL operator is presumed impaired with BAC .04 versus .08 for non-CDL operators. Arizona Motor Vehicle Division and Department of Public Safety have a zero impairment rule for school bus drivers regardless of what substance caused the impairment (eg. cannabis products, alcohol products, and prescription drugs).

    Just like @1lowlife, I have witnessed several of our drivers have their employment terminated by CBD oil use. I'm not willing to risk my job to use it. After we retire though? I'll consider it or at least try some. Maybe.
     
  21. Jul 4, 2024 at 1:36 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    *tows*
     
  22. Jul 4, 2024 at 1:37 PM
    Azblue

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    At least you didn't call it a grilled cheese sandwich.
     
  23. Jul 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I either fat-fingered it or autoincorrect got me.
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Correct, because it isn't.
     
  25. Jul 4, 2024 at 2:17 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Here that @Jim LE 1301 :p
     
  26. Jul 4, 2024 at 2:21 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    I assumed that was an Easter egg for Joel
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    *hear*
     
  28. Jul 4, 2024 at 2:27 PM
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That warm, slimy tomato in cheese would send me over the edge. Just the thought of it makes me want to yack :puke:
    Enjoy!:rofl:
     
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    Terndrerrr 925000 miles to go

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