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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, Relationship Advice, and Parking Etiquette

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

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When ordering a bed in a box do you wait as long as the manufacturer says before laying on it?

  1. Yes, there must be a reason for them to add that to the instructions

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  2. I try to wait at least 24 hours

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    23.5%
  3. No, I lay on that thing immediately

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    29.4%
  4. Yes, unless you have a lady friend with you waiting to try it out

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    T-Rex266

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    :101010: Gotta love that a mod lives here in this thread. Great work @T-Rex266
     
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    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Btw, I have never known if all the “SSEM #…” stuff people put in their profile is a joke or legit, but I decided to start the Former Tundra Owners club. Just focusing on peeps in this thread, there’s me, @GODZILLA , @T-Rex266 , @LarryDangerfield and I think one other mod…
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Lol, great idea.
    @ColoradoTJ


    Also Chris has an HD truck PM I'm sure you're welcome to join.
     
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    T-Rex266

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    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    I have no idea what it is, but SSEM doesn't sound like a joke. :monocle:
     
  8. Jul 1, 2024 at 4:17 PM
    War Machine

    War Machine SSEM # 5 3MW

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    Well it has been at least a week since someone had the same idea.

     
  9. Jul 1, 2024 at 4:22 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I honestly wouldn't read into anything that someone puts in their profile on the internet. But as far as the FTOC, isn't that basically what the 3rd gen forum is turning into?
     
  10. Jul 1, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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    Joe Momma was my DJ name in the early 80s.
    I used to DJ parties, raves before they were called raves...:thumbsup:
     
  11. Jul 1, 2024 at 4:51 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Yep. Just let me know if you wanna join the PM
     
  12. Jul 1, 2024 at 5:01 PM
    Patch999

    Patch999 SSEM #17 You are what you do when it counts

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    Just be careful of the Jeep groups.
    IMG_9615.jpg
    :rofl::rofl:
     
  13. Jul 1, 2024 at 5:02 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    I am so saving that!!!!
     
  14. Jul 1, 2024 at 5:29 PM
    Outbound

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    I love my 3rd Gen. :muscleflexing:
     
  15. Jul 1, 2024 at 5:39 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    I bet those were some wild ass parties. Good times for sure.

     
  16. Jul 1, 2024 at 5:40 PM
    ColoradoTJ

    ColoradoTJ Certified tow LEO Staff Member

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    Calibrated Power 5 Tune pack, Allison 1000 tune, PPE deep trans pan, Cold/Hot CAC pipes, Banks CAI, PCV reroute, resonator delete, S&B 62 gal fuel tank, B&W GN hitch
    100%
     
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    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    You’re a modern day unicorn.
     
  18. Jul 1, 2024 at 5:55 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    NWPirate

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    Any real meat on there or just fake stuff for the wife?
     
  20. Jul 1, 2024 at 6:18 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    The “chicken” on the left looks kinda real
     
  21. Jul 1, 2024 at 6:19 PM
    Outbound

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  22. Jul 1, 2024 at 6:19 PM
    Outbound

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    Yum.
     
  23. Jul 1, 2024 at 6:20 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    I miss Teefs :(
     
  24. Jul 1, 2024 at 6:45 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment All men are equal when their memory fades

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    Chicken thighs on the far left
     
  25. Jul 1, 2024 at 7:29 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    My "SSEM" Google Alert went off. Did somebody figure out what the hell it is yet and why is @Cpl-Punishment able to eat real chicken? Is his wife out of town?
     
  26. Jul 1, 2024 at 8:18 PM
    TRDFerguson

    TRDFerguson SSEM #99/RGBA #8-ish?/It’s a funny name.

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    Still unclear on both parts. Please send beer and smoked meats. We will be here a while.
     
  27. Jul 1, 2024 at 8:32 PM
    TaquitoBandito

    TaquitoBandito SSEM #91, KitKat Aficionado, A Dancer for Money Exotic Dancer

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    Roger that. I believe I still have access to @AZBoatHauler ’s slush fund account.
     
  28. Jul 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Bone stock
    Love me a thigh
     
  29. Jul 1, 2024 at 8:34 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA New Member

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    Good day today. Buddy and I did some riding on the Death Sleds.

    20240701_212042.jpg

    20240701_155220.jpg
     
  30. Jul 1, 2024 at 8:36 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    Looks like fun!!
    The guy in the lower picture doesn’t deserve privacy?
     

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