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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Scurvy or not, beer belongs in the trash.

    Long live Mtn. Dew Code Red, Pepsi Zero, Diet A&W Root Beer, Monsters l, and Rockstars. :D
     
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  2. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:06 PM
    GODZILLA

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    When has this stopped you?

    Next they'll reinvent the wheel!

    Looks like it says Can Am. Is that correct?
     
  3. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Yeah, the maverick R
     
  4. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:11 PM
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    Wise not to buy the canned ham. You'd break it. They can be built out into monsters, but out of the box you gotta be gentle.
     
  5. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:12 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Apparently from what I have seen the Maverick R is an exception. Then again for what they are asking for them it should be an exception lol. I'm on race desert fairly often and I've gotten a very positive reception from all the desert boys
     
  6. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:14 PM
    GODZILLA

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    Confirmation bias will do that. Then again, I've been out of the SxS game for a couple years. Maybe the improved?
     
  7. Jun 22, 2024 at 6:19 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Haven't really seen any breakdowns of any kind so far, they let Cletus McFarland and Travis pastrana go absolutely bonkers on them in the sand dunes and they took everything they threw at them.
     
  8. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:03 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Allowed
     
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  9. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:04 PM
    T-Rex266

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    Thanks to @Tripleconpanna who recommended Bayphoto.com for these pix to be processed. Sure, you’re going to pay more but it’s worth it. The photo over photo doesn’t do it justice, obviously.
    Both are on metal magnetic frames

    IMG_0949.jpg
     
  10. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:42 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Modelo is my go-to beer, I don't even mind an occasional Chelada, but this sh!t is nasty..:(

    [​IMG]
     
  11. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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    :puke:
     
  12. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:47 PM
    TILLY

    TILLY Gently Used Member

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    I just recently adopted a dog from a blacksmith.

    As soon as I brought him home, he made a bolt for the door.
     
  13. Jun 22, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Good thing this thread is a lesson in civitility.
    Everything on that list sucks.
     
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    Yeah? But does it hawk tuah first? :p
     
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    Did they get it?
     
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    Or did they hawk tuah on your burger?
     
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  18. Jun 22, 2024 at 8:23 PM
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    Yep
     
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    I don't know, but I hawk tuah after I take a sip of any of them.
     
  20. Jun 22, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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    My daughter didn’t even say the name. She just showed them the phone lol. If my wife had gone, they would have expected it right away
     
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    Well now your wife knows what to get you for date night. :D
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Neg sir; if you're worried about scurvy a gin and tonic is a must have....

    PS>>> Lime is not a fruit; it's an acid :hattip:
     
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    Living that best life!
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    What if it identifies as both?
     
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    1794TX Should be taken in small doses

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    non-bananinary?
     
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    BreyTundy Big 4Lo Guy

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    I think our dogs are twins
    upload_2024-6-23_10-18-58.jpg
     
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    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Dude yacked up like 5lbs of whatever last night at the table lol. I took off before I threw up. Poor wife is the only one with a gag reflex who can clean it
     
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