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  1. Jun 20, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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    Getting nostalgic?
     
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  4. Jun 20, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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    Perks of my wife’s career. $0 in insurance costs either
     
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  5. Jun 20, 2024 at 4:41 PM
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    So was that a yes? :rofl:
     
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  6. Jun 20, 2024 at 4:46 PM
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    Yes
     
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    I say we pool ourselves together as an orphanage of sorts, maybe we’ll get adopted as a lot..

    It’s worth a try right? Right??
     
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  9. Jun 20, 2024 at 5:53 PM
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  11. Jun 20, 2024 at 5:57 PM
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  12. Jun 20, 2024 at 6:19 PM
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    Dammit Joel....:thumbsup:
     
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    One of the blessings of being employed where I am.
    Pretty much the same as what you posted..
    I haven't paid a dime for premiums since 1986.

    Contemplating retiring at the end of the year, if not before.
    I'll have the same insurance until I turn 65 in 3 years.
    Then they kick me off to Medicare..
     
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    Wife has 9 years left. I’m hoping they’ll let us keep the benefits too
     
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    Meh
     
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    Officially on Vacation for 11 days. :yay:

    My Liver after hearing the news: :pout:

    IMG_2597.jpg
     
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    Cmonnnnn
     
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    Congrats @TILLY
    You deserve it..:thumbsup:

    I work next week, taking Friday off for shoulder cortisone injections, then off 2 weeks..:D
    Took off yesterday, today, and tomorrow, to keep an eye on my pup since he had CCL surgery Tuesday..:eek2:
     
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    Good luck with the pup my friend. :fingerscrossed:
     
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    I have a lip

     
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    I’m going to take Friday 7/5 and Monday 7/8 off I think
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Granted.. carry on :fistbump:
     
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    Wife and I are gonna fly to UT that weekend to meet up with some friends and get some gym time in with them as well.
     
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    Well..
    I'm pulling a double Larry soon :anonymous:
     
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    I think you should.:cool:

    7/5 is my birthday
    7/8 is my wife's birthday
    And take off 7/11 too, it's our anniversary, 07/11/07...........:thumbsup:
     
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    I'd guess with that attitude he has been on more wieners than she has.......:eek2::cool:
     
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    :notsure:
     
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    I don't get it either. :(
     
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