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Battlestar Galactica

 

What are you talking about? Everyone knows bears don't like bananas.

 

So @Fotnot how many black bears you gotta deal with on the daily due to "salami" scent?

 

Or 12 ga slug on the charging bastard

 

more than the average man can handle.
i lose track by morning. but typically once the first 6-8 limp back with a waddle and bored out, they warn the others.

 

My brother has a Henry .45-70 on order and impatiently waiting it’s arrival

 

There's an owner of a butcher shop here in Arvada that took the 2nd largest Kodiak ever while using a handgun! Forgot what caliber. The big ass Ruger. Took more than one shot and it was charging at him. Big balls for sure. The Kodiak is in his shop. Note....handgun kill category

 

I was under the impression you’ve only chucka-chucked 5 times in your life and was batting 1000

That’s how my wife explained baby making to me..

 

I had a client who was a fish-cop who worked in Banff National Park. He had this happen twice in his career. He also had people try to put their baby on the back of a bull elk for pics and some others who asker him to bring the bear cub over so they could have their kid pose with it.

His stories were wild. 99.5% of people should not be allowed outside of the city limits.

 

If it is a good recipe, chocolate chip cheaters are not necessary

 

Necessary, no. Enjoyed, yes.

A loaf of each, please!

 

One of each. For science!

 

There, FIFY. Of course, @Fotnot is admirably doing his part to tilt the balance in favor of that .5%.

 

An 80+ year old woman recently got trampled by a pissed off mommy bison at Jellystone. Can't fix stupid. Even at 80 something......

 

My old lady keeps saying she wants to see the/a bear at the lake(she’s jealous I’ve seen one up there before) and i keep telling her ehhhh I’d rather not. The skunks up there are bad enough, woke up from a weed nap at like 11pm with one at my feet going thru the trash. I wish I had my chair dismount and dash across the woods on film

 

What time did the nap start?

 

Were your pants down? Ha

 

He wasn’t wearing pants. You haven’t been camping with Mo, huh?

 

Hahah it may have been a little more than a nap, but only like a hour prior, I was in a Twilight stage and barely asleep. I thought it was the damn dogs but thankfully I didn’t yell at “them”

 

Silly me....

 

Camping is definitely all about shorts and flip flops! I don’t care how cold it is

 

Well Hell, you can handle camping near Fargo in the winter

 

If I didn't already have tons of 44Mag I would've gone that way...

 

Stupidity is universal, but certain cultures encourage it.

I say we make a cartoon short about how buffalo love to be chased and rammed from behind. Then we can open a booth outside Yellowstone selling nothing but TM branded strap-ons. About a dozen of us can take shifts filming tourists chasing buffalo with a giant pink wank.

We’ll make millions between the booth and stupid-toc royalties.

 

I have my limits, I’m a zonie, I wouldn’t be in Fargo in the winter….

 

I don’t understand why anyone would want to fix stupid. Someone gets too close to the wrong animal and gets killed to death, I assume it was for the best.