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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. Jun 12, 2024 at 2:14 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Building in CO is not easy. Every out of state person I have met has told me this.
    Have any Amish around you?
     
  2. Jun 12, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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    backstory.....

    The Italian mechanic took extra special care of said Spider. He was sweet on the owner, who was a smoke show bizness lady.

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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    My '08 spent a lot of time in S mode while towing; mostly to save the brakes and to keep it from bumping from 4th to 5th and back to 4th constantly uphills... that being said, if I'm coming off of fwy speeds even w/o towing and slap it to S4 to bleed off some speed before applying the brakes and then down to S3 as the brakes are applied it seems to definitely take much longer before the rotors start to warp.

    Regarding the actual benefit to the engine of spending time at higher rpms, I don't think the 5.7 cares :notsure: My '08 is creeping up on 285k driving it w/o concern of where the RPM band lies and regardless of the towing and sometimes harsh application of the gas pedal throughout its life :D

    The 5.7 seems happy doing whatever is asked of it as long as it's getting its fluids changed regularly. I'm not sure if high rpms help the engine internals or not. I've also heard that higher rpms help the catalytic converters stay healthy longer, but who knows??

    That all being said, you may see an improvement in MPG with a gear change since you're on 37s. I know that wasn't even your question, but hell I just woke up and my thoughts aren't all there yet; hence my rambling....

    You know what would be funnier than shit though... Is if the Gen 2 and 2.5s had a feature where it would play 'jake brake' sounds out of the speakers when you slapped it into S mode and used the lower gears for braking :laugh:

    Oh well, so much for brevity; carry on!!!!!
     
  4. Jun 12, 2024 at 3:28 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    My tundra during the time I owned it spent a whole bunch of time in S mode. Especially once I got the dirty deeds exhaust on it. That was one good sounding engine. Even the rev limiter sounded good :devil:
     
  5. Jun 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    None that we have found and have talked to many folks. Sad when nobody wants to make money
     
  6. Jun 12, 2024 at 4:17 PM
    coTony

    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    I drive most of the time on the highway in S mode. Mine is tuned to where while in S mode it stays in the gear you select and does not shift unless it is unsafe for the engine but will hold any of the gears. It also shifts quicker than stock. Not instantly but nothing like stock.
     
  7. Jun 12, 2024 at 4:20 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    Damn. Another 2 hour nap in. I feel (felt) 75% better today too
     
  8. Jun 12, 2024 at 4:57 PM
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    Hard at it!!!

    Dropped my retirement paperwork today. Sept 1 is my last day. Retired at 49.
     
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  9. Jun 12, 2024 at 5:10 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    Awesome. Does your retirement package include insurance? For 3 years I've been working for insurance.
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yeah buddy! Congrats
    I'll start sending you some dam job postings :thumbsup:
     
  11. Jun 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    Yes and no. I can get it for myself pretty reasonable, but not family plans. I'll just go under my wife's policy.
     
  12. Jun 12, 2024 at 5:24 PM
    ColoradoTJ

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    I have a guy coming up your way to try out the hydro-electric life. He didn't go as far north though. In Oregon.
     
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    Congrats!!!
     
  14. Jun 12, 2024 at 6:05 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Sweet!
    Hopefully the money is good there, do you know what the Chief pay is?
     
  15. Jun 12, 2024 at 6:39 PM
    Randy Morton

    Randy Morton Life takes its toll, please have exact change.

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    Congratulations and welcome to the club. Be sure to get your nap schedule straightened out first. By February you'll be wondering how you ever had time to go to work.

    On a serious note, get your IRS quarterlies straightened out as soon as you can. It's the one thing most new retirees miss planning for.
     
  16. Jun 12, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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    What damn dam again
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Congrats! That's so awesome!
     
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    He starts out at 62.00. Plant only makes 40-50 MW
     
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    coTony member since sept, 2017 and a BUNCH of messages

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    Holy shit!! 49 and retired? Good for you man, God bless and enjoy your time my friend
     
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    PM sent :spy:
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hell yeah...

    Come Sept 1st I'll have to break out 'the books' and start running numbers and taking bets on when you'll be back to work :spy:

    I left at 48, and now the wife is poking at me to 'go do something' :rofl:
     
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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Only... :rolleyes: not all of us are rich. :p
     
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    Sounds like that is a corvette and travel time. not sure an M4 will fit in the front boot.
     
  24. Jun 12, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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    You can apply. Worst thing someone can tell you is NO Adam. Not like there are not people on here that could give you some training....
     
  25. Jun 12, 2024 at 7:38 PM
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    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Yeah, I'm not able to relocate, unfortunately. It was really just for laughs. I'm quite happy and paid enough to keep myself fat, warm, and fuel tanks full.
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    I'm betting it will not; I believe most M4 SBRs w/10.5 are just under 30" collapsed...

    Pretty sure you can fit a Ruger Take-Down in there though :D
     
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    Wyoming isn't a bad place to live. I mean we were there a few weeks ago and seen 130K dollar cadillacs running around.
     
  28. Jun 12, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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    Well depending on Corvette...outrun the problems that a pistol can't handle.
     
  29. Jun 12, 2024 at 7:46 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Hell, sounds like you're gonna need to buy yourself a nice 10mm retirement pistol; at over 700 ftlbs of energy, it'll handle quite a bit :quickdraw:

    Especially if you throw some 220gr hard cast Buffalo Bore Dangerous Game freedom seeds in that thing :laugh:
     
  30. Jun 12, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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    Yes, lots of repos too. Lol
     

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