Things to Not Wast Money On

Since we've already been told that it's not wise to wast our money on a 2024 Tundra, it got me wondering... What other sorts of things should we not wast our money on?

1) You should not wast your money on pet psychiatry.

 

this clearly needs a backstory explanation

 

Taxes-#1. We basically pay for everything and basically receive nothing!!!!

 

Premium fuel unless necessary.

 

The Government Doesn't Help Me and Can't Do Anything Right

This morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated by the public power monopoly regulated by the US Department of Energy. I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility. After that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see what the National Weather Service of the National Oceanographic and Atmospheric Administration determined the weather was going to be like using satellites designed, built and launched by the National Aeronautics and Space Administration. I watched this while eating my breakfast of US Department of Agriculture inspected food and taking the drugs which have been determined as safe by the Food and Drug Administration.

At the appropriate time, as regulated by the US congress and kept accurate by the National Institute of Standards and Technology and the US Naval Observatory, I get into my National Highway Traffic Safety Administration approved automobile and set out to work on the roads built by the local, state and federal departments of transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a quality level determined by the Environmental Protection Agency, using legal tender issued by the Federal Reserve Bank. On the way out the door, I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US Postal Service and drop the kids off at the public school.

After work, I drive my NHTSA car back home on the DOT roads to my house, which has not burned down in my absence because of the state and local building codes and fire marshall’s inspection, and which has not been plundered of all its valuables thanks to the local police department.

I then log on to the internet, which was developed by the Defense Advanced Research Projects Administration and post on Tundras.com about how the government doesn't help me and can't do anything right.

 

Sorry, not taking the bait!

 

• Retirement savings.

I’m going to be “all used up” by then, so my money may as well be too.

 

Tax-funded regulation agencies overseeing every aspect of our lives. What was the point of your post?

 

Dehydrated di-hygrogen-monoxide.

 

See: Dont wast your money on 2024 Tundra | Page 6 | Toyota Tundra Forum (tundras.com)

 

Whenever I say wast, I find myself talking like the insulting Frenchman on the wall in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

You cheesy-leathered, second-handed, electric donkey bottom biter, you!

 

The movie Strange Brew

 

#2...
Having your beloved cat or dog mummified for $10K or cloned..

 

Modding cars. I’d be a multimillionaire if I’d saved or invested the ridiculous sums I’ve spent on cars.

 

Spell checkers.

And I love the movie Strange Brew.

 

Motor oil without signatures. @hagrid

 

Cold air intakes. Warm air intakes too.

 

Leave now or I shall taunt you a second time!

 

#7....

Having your ass cryogenically frozen for $600k.

 

Where's Ted Williams head?

 

#8 Subscription based seat heaters and horsepower adders. ahem benz and 'cough' beemers.
#9 Youtube subscription, I use brave and have no ads, and can play music on picture and picture.

 

#10. 2025 Tundra.

 

Millions of dollars are useless unless you have something to spend (or wast) them on.

 

Kirkland. There. Put that on it; wast not, want not!

 

Propane and propane accessories

 

#11. Tickets to submarine races.

 

#12. Gym memberships

Start with good intentions and go a few times. In the end, it's always a wast

 

Your mother was a hampster, and your father smelt of elderberries…