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Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    Maverick takes Trazadone if the weather is really bad or the fireworks are out, usually 1 1/2 tablets.
    He also has to take that and Gabbapentin to go to the vet..
    Takes the night before and then a couple of hours before the appointment,
    But it works, it makes him much less nervous.

    He also takes Apoquel daily for allergies, scratching and licking.
    It's $85 a month..:eek2:

    Mav has a thundershirt.
    He seems to like it, it is somewhat comforting to him.

    We got Milo a surgery recovery suit when we got him nutured.
    Much better than a cone around his neck.
    It would probably do the same thing if it fit snug enough.

    Amazon.com: Suitical Recovery Suit for Dogs - Dog Surgery Recovery Suit with Clip-Up System - Breathable Fabric for Spay, Neuter, Skin Conditions, Incontinence - Small+ Dog Suit, Black : Pet Supplies
     
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  2. May 21, 2024 at 3:12 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    If you can do it , then please do..o_O:D:D:D

    Connie & I have always taken care of our yards BUT since moving here the lawn care ; mowing , trimming and weed whacking are paid..

    The entire year cost less than a mower and my labor is not involved :bowdown:..

    We do the flower beds and I take care of my own watering system BUT that is all "Gear head" stuff to "Tinker with"...

    HOA comes around twice a year BUT I make sure the ClubCar is "Flying Colors" and we haven't been bothered yet..:cool::cool::cool:
     
  3. May 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Our guy is Milo and he takes Apoquel daily for allergies. He built up a tolerance to Gaba while waiting for leg surgery. He gets trazodone before long car rides, haircuts and vet visits; sometimes it works and sometimes it does nothing.
     
  4. May 21, 2024 at 3:18 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    I'm only 42 so I've got some time, I'm just ready for retirement already :laugh:
     
  5. May 21, 2024 at 3:23 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5Y3rVmLkYP/?igsh=MWFwdnptaTIwdDc3OQ==
     
  6. May 21, 2024 at 3:27 PM
    1lowlife

    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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  7. May 21, 2024 at 3:47 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Careful what you wish for o_O :D

    If I could swing it a "New Peterbilt Office" would be mine :burnrubber:..... Boredom leads to spending $$$ on stupid , silly stuff and "The List" are

    completed ...Less the complete Kitchen reno :annoyed: and that will keep being pushed out as "The Boss" keeps changing her mind, "Just like a

    Woman":anonymous::anonymous:
     
  8. May 21, 2024 at 3:59 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    You best get that new office before they stop making the ones that let you play with the stick! :burnrubber:

     
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  9. May 21, 2024 at 4:04 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    I am going to tell Con "Godzilla said I need to get one now "..

    Then we can both get :smack: :fistbump:
     
  10. May 21, 2024 at 4:05 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Hey, it's been a long time since I've been spanked. Don't threaten me with a good time!
     
  11. May 21, 2024 at 4:07 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Not spanked, Gibb's with a rolling pin...

    My grandmother taught her well :anonymous:
     
  12. May 21, 2024 at 4:12 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    That would be fun!

    My idea of retirement is relaxing by the beach/pool, working out, tinkering in the garage, traveling and doing ZERO yard work :D
     
  13. May 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    If she wants to hurt me she better not aim for my head. It's mostly empty and not easily hurt. :rofl:
     
  14. May 21, 2024 at 4:15 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    There you go, give me another excuse to visit Texas...

    We have family in Porter but they have always come this way...on my "Bucket list" for next year....

    New great grandbaby is stealing the "Limelight" for fall of this year... Kids :fistbump:
     
  15. May 21, 2024 at 4:18 PM
    JMB

    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    5100s all around, 295-70-18 Defenders, BD reverse lights, de-badged, interior LEDs, footwell LEDs, reverse LEDs, ARE cap, front receiver hitch for cooler holder, cooler holder/rod rack, backup camera, Kenwood HU, Tyger nerf bars, Husky floor liners, folding rear seats, remote battery posts, plastidip grill chrome, Powder coat bumpers.
    I'm with y'all on the Apoquil. Plus he's on a prescription food diet and ear drops most days.
    He's the most hard-headed an most expensive dog we've ever had.
    Here he's staring at a squirrel he can't get to because of the $1500 invisible fence we had to install.
    20230327_182655.jpg
     
  16. May 21, 2024 at 4:37 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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  17. May 21, 2024 at 4:40 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I ordered those for my friend that just got his dream truck. (Gladiator) :D
     
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    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Storm coming your way! @LarryDangerfield
    Make sure to park your truck under a sketchy tree so you can upgrade.
    (You know you want to)
     
  19. May 21, 2024 at 4:46 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    :rofl:
     
  20. May 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Funny you mention that. I don't mean to brag or anything but as of yesterday I have had my Tacoma for two (2) whole years
     
  21. May 21, 2024 at 4:51 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    That's dog years, right? :D:boink:
     
  22. May 21, 2024 at 4:53 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Whole ass human years!
     
  23. May 21, 2024 at 4:54 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    :laugh:
    Nice work!
     
  24. May 21, 2024 at 4:55 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    No one believed it was possible!
     
  25. May 21, 2024 at 4:56 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Still waiting for you to pay it off so I can budget for what I have to buy for it. Still not thinking I'm going to have to do that.
     
  26. May 21, 2024 at 5:00 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    Okay so I've got an idea. Hear me out here. What if you bought me the paid my truck off gift ahead of time, that way it would encourage me to keep it until it is paid off?
     
  27. May 21, 2024 at 5:03 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    You kids and your instant gratification addiction. :rolleyes:
     
  28. May 21, 2024 at 5:08 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    :D:D
     
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    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Sounds to me like your incentive to keep it would go away and you'd trade it in the next day.
     
  30. May 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
    LarryDangerfield

    LarryDangerfield Yo! Lemme get a honk off of that bobo Staff Member

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    You just wait
    That's preposterous
     

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