Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

What I've learned from my experiences over the years;
The bolt-on looks nice with clothes or a bra on, but once you let those puppies loose not so much.
Too many look like they have water balloons attached to their chest.

Now one of my ex-gfs had her boobs done when we were together, I was happy with her perky Bs.
The doc had us bring in pics of exactly what she wanted to look like in the end.
I will say he did a great job, they were perfect and looked 'somewhat' natural.
It's about the only thing I miss about her..

It seems the trend these days is to get implants removed.
2 of my wife's friends and even my ex-wife are getting them removed for health reasons.
And yes, the ex-wife did get hers done after the divorce.

 

Yeah, but CO is going to hell in a handbasket. It's not surprising.

 

Where's the supercharged version?

 

You're gonna get me put in time out..

 

Puppy dog eyes will get a pass.

 

They always know when they are in trouble. The posture says it all.

what's in the pot? Something she wants to dig for?

 

No, No, No

That would bring out the Pool Police....those that blow up Facebook page with nonsense nobody else gives 2 cents about BUT they find a way to

make it relevant...

Let us NOT go there ... Thank you...

 

I need this in my life.
Are you guys in a retirement park?

 

I think I might try to sleep as much as possible after this shift. Been crappy sleep the last 3 nights, so one of you better be damn well rested, and the last two days I've been dealing with a headache. Today it's trying to go into migraine territory, and I am not about that. Taking a second round of excedrin soon.

 

WTF,

$hit No....

When you are the oldest of 4 boys and grew up on acreage.... Mom & Dad made dam sure we used everything that was grown on 7 acres..

( Remember , I'm a 60's-70's Child , Wooden Spoons & belts were your biggest fear )

Potatoes & corn in the Back 5 while everything else on the smaller 2 ...

Piccalilli from Green & Red tomatoes , stewed vegetables from anything else and nothing to waste... Potatoe boxes has drainage with cheese cloth

to "Perk" AKA ; homemade Vodka, dandelion wine , grape wine and of course Hard cider...

My point.... Todays Kids & young adults CRY and get what ever flavor they desire.... The 60's & 70's MADE Life Good...

 

Yes , 55 & over BUT Florida has a 10% rule... 40ish can purchase homes..... 18 hole golf course & you have seen the pool & Hot Tub....

Club house with gym & library plus the just Re-opened Pub & Restaurant

Golf cart driven ; 15 MPH throughout development PLUS they allow Tundra & Tacoma owners

 

With your knowledge of Diesels do you remember when Cat tried Twin turbos & what came of it

More bling, twice the maintenance and in the end , even tried a F@CLIN@ spark plug in line

Money pits look Good But dam , nothing beats the "Original"

 

Give your wife a mixed drink instead of a beer...


And hide all cameras.... Y'all save $$$ too and Nothing "Extra" to explain to a Doctor

 

If he gets his wife all sauced up he's liable to wind up with another set of twins... or maybe triplets!

 

try putting them in one of your kid's t-shirts. Sometimes it helps anxiety dogs. They even sell something like "thunder shirts" for dogs. Not sure that a regular shirt will help as much, but it might.

 

That's awesome.
With all the maintenance my acreage takes, I've been thinking about Arizona a lot lately

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6334-E-Viewmont-Dr-UNIT-11-Mesa-AZ-85215/7679097_zpid/

 

Well Axle is the one who needs the shirt by the sounds of it.

 

Tyler when he sees a classic car turned into a redneck monster truck.



@LarryDangerfield

 

My girls love to tuck their pup in, I think Bug likes it more

 

That's an adorable pup.

 

She's a sweetheart and so protective to my girls