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  1. May 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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    You’d think that’s the first place he’d check
     
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    First place I check for everything lol
     
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    Me too…unless it is Tundra related
     
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    What country's capital is growing the fastest?

    Ireland. Every day it's Dublin.
     
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    My kids just told me that I own every board game except one.

    I had no Clue.
     
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    I have no comment on that last sentence....:anonymous:
     
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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且
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    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Right?? That shit was funny :laugh:
     
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    How in the fuck do you fit in a wrangler? And how the hell do you fit anything in the back “seat”?
     
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    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    No top; legs behind his head :rofl:
     
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    Pretty good actually! Not much room behind me though.
     
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    Now a Rav4.. literally couldn't fit :laugh:
     
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    Today is my Friday and it can't end soon enough. This week has been very long, and yesterday everything started going sideways. Today it's upside down. I almost wish I drank so I could go home and grumble over bourbon or scotch. :frusty:
     
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    A reliable source on here says White Claw has the same effect as beer..o_O

    Try a couple and tell us how you feel.. :notsure::notsure:

    Enjoy your "Down time" when you get to it :rasta::rasta:
     
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    I don't drink any alcohol, but this week makes me consider it. LOL


    How's the weather down south?
     
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    If you want a sweat lodge , Come on down...:rolleyes::p

    Temp range is 67- 91 with a 68% dew point :eek2: and we are going close to the 100's come the end of the week :hattip:

    Good thing is our pool is a ghost town with snow birds MIA so we can quietly enjoy it :cool::cool:441543456_10161073634974185_668604355999_3f51b9983262baad0b99190855e6c528b131f5ca.jpg
     
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    Sounds like a great day for a motorcycle ride. I woke up to frost/ice on my windshield today. :censored:
     
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    :eek: Yes , nice riding weather BUT Dam, my old Bones do not need that "Chill"....:thumbsup:
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I've read they go well with Midol..:eek2:
    I've never had one myself.:p

    Did you drink these back in the day as well?:boink:

    [​IMG]
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    I saw this and thought of you Gen 3 guys..
    Agree to disagree...

    BTW I like 'stock' better..:cool:

    upload_2024-5-21_11-5-11.jpg
     
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    I'm definitely in the stock group as well.
     
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    The smirk on the face of the chick on the left says it all... 'go ahead, make the wrong choice; but, choose right... and it'll be a night you never forget'

    :rofl:
     
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    Frost and snow and then sun.
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    Stock is the only way. Bolts on's are kinda gross.
     
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    See how good of a dive you can do on that 4' side.
     
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    My county is clear today...but others? More hail and prob land spout tornadoes for them.
     
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