Tundras live: Dumb Dad Jokes, Incorrect Opinions, and Relationship Advice.

It’s not a murder of crows unless you have probable caws.

 

A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. You can't cut me down the tree complains, I’m a talking tree!

The man responds, You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.

 

Had to read that one twice; my brain is still asleep

Something about the flow of that one had my brain insert 'be' between 'will' and 'dialogue'; which I knew wasn't there, so I had to pause, stop rewind and say it over... But, it kept happing; like several times... Maybe dementia is setting in... Or is it that forgetful disease??? Shit, I can't remember

 

I've not had enough caffeine for this yet

 

As the saying goes...

getting old ain't for pussies.

 

Holy shit has it been a Monday!

Started off quiet, but it's turned into a PITA for the last 8 hours. So glad I only have 3 hours left.

 

Not sure where to put this stupidity.

 

But how many ducks were on the dash?
Or is that just a JEEP thing?

 

Hahahahahaha

Jeep thing, we will never understand.

 

That's not a Jeep?

 

Zoom in. Not a wrangler, but a Cherokee. Still qualifies.

 

That was my point.

 

I wasn't sure if it was a JEEP thing or any Jeep brand..
I had a Hybrid Jeep rental for 24 hours and those idiots all waved at me..

I was a rental for my wife while her car is getting repaired.
The wife hated it, I had to go back and get her a RAV4 the next day..

I gotta admit it was fun to drive.

 

We've rented 4 door Wranglers in Hawaii and I actually like them too. The 4cyl motors they have in the rentals are pretty sad though, would be nice to try out the V6

 

Y'all make it "Tough" NOT to get around here...

Jeep folks are "Different" but Loyal to a fault...

When they want to "Re-invent" their Off-Road beast by purchasing and paying to install Ford rear ends into said OFF-Road vehicles

Money has always been a JEEP thing , those have it will spend to have the best JEEP..

Guaranteed revenue makers for shops & towing companies unlike Yota's ;

Those folks will actually know how to "Fix or Rig it" to hobble it home and beer sales will increase when your friends come by to help put them

Back together..



I will "Leave it at that "

 

We spent a week in Honolulu.
One day we rented a Jeep and drove around the entire island with our top off.
The Jeep's top you dirty bastards..

It was a really good day but we both got sunburned..

 

I remember jeeps and topless Camaros being super hot when I visited

 

I know I am ree-ree for quoting this after @NWPirate got to it first, but I am still laughing.

 

The hottest dirty chicks from the ‘80’s

 

Nice catch!

 

With all your Maui Wowie blunts, best to have the 4 banger to tool around in. ...

 

Stop sign smoke breaks

 

Son called me today while I was standing at the urinal. By the time I got out of the bathroom he’d “called Mom”. So knew he hadn’t knocked anyone up or knocked out a “protestor”.

He’d clogged his first toilet…and needed to know what to do…