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Lol I know I need to fix that I just have been lazy

 

The other screw is catching up to it. Get both stainless…and switch the screws to a torque screw or something so harder for a thief to get

 

Actually was considering trying some sort of black finished screw whether it be like anodized or painted or something just so it would blend in with the plate

 

Cover it with black licorice. Heard it does well

 

I want to see you try it on your car first and then if it works great let me know

 

Just ordered some black ones from Amazon. It was almost twice as much as AutoZone but it's worth paying twice as much just to not have to go in that dumb place

 

I have finished painting and I am sorry to report that I neither fell off the ladder, nor did I spill a bunch of paint on the floor. I guess I just didn't drink enough beers during the process. I apologize and promise to try harder next time.

 

I already have theft resistant screws in there

 

I didn’t know Sylvester Stallone was on his third marriage
I guess his first one was Rocky
His second one was Rocky too

 

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you do criticize them, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.

 

Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square.

 

I've just joined a dating site for arsonists.

I've been sent a lot of matches.

 

I would say that you just got moved up on the list, but we all know you were already at the top.

 

Do you keep doing this just cause you know that it pisses me off, or do you actually think it's entertaining? If it's the latter, please seek professional help.

 

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