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  1. May 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
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    OldGuy03

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    Couldn't agree more. Crocs are for kids. And even they shouldn't be wearing those as they are the ugliest shoes ever created.
     
    OldGuy03, May 18, 2024
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  2. May 18, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    Whatever this forum told me to do
    I got a socket drawer for you

    upload_2024-5-18_14-50-11.jpg
     
    nobodyintexas, May 18, 2024
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    Nope. I’m over that shit. I’ll pay someone for that.
     
    T-Rex266, May 18, 2024
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  4. May 18, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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    I’m always organized lol. Honestly I buy shit not for me, but to have just in case I ever need it or someone else does that I can help
     
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  5. May 18, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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    That’s more than sockets in there, and you need a bigger drawer. I need a second tool work bench

    IMG_0069.jpg
     
    T-Rex266, May 18, 2024
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  6. May 18, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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    T-Rex266

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    Mine are organized based on what it is
    Screw drivers / adapters in one
    Pliers / wrenches in another
    All electrical in one
    Plumbing all in one etc

    bottom two are deep drawers. Plenty of “whatever” shit in there that doesn’t need its own drawer
     
    T-Rex266, May 18, 2024
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  7. May 18, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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    We have more things in common. Looks similar to mine.
     
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  8. May 18, 2024 at 1:16 PM
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    What's the helmet for? I thought the boss didn't let you ride stuff that required helmets?
     
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  9. May 18, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    SKWIRL!!
     
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  10. May 18, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Get rid of all that crap.
    Just more shit that'll end up in the damn landfill when you drop dead.
     
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    False. We may not all show up for his funeral, but we will all be there for the garage sale
     
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  12. May 18, 2024 at 1:37 PM
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    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    I want people to knife fight for my shit.
    No money involved.
     
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  13. May 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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    Knife fight or dance off.
    Not sure yet.
     
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  14. May 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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    Required for when I walk anywhere outside
     
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  15. May 18, 2024 at 1:41 PM
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    Sons

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    Yep guns and tools will be the most valuable when all is done lol.
     
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  17. May 18, 2024 at 1:48 PM
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I always think of “the book of Eli “ when these statement are made

    probably more true than not
     
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    Looks like the kiddo needs a new tire. And a Toyomafia sticker!
     
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    Ive replaced that tire 4 times....2x since I tossed the 12v batteries and wired in the Milwaukee batteries....torquie as shit now.
     
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    How about this, Ron?

    [​IMG]
     
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    You're a good Dad. How old is he? How tall?
     
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    He's short...not sure on the exact height. Height does not run on either side of the family. Wife is maybe 4'9/10 or so lol
     
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    1lowlife Toxic prick and pavement princess..

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    That's what mine looked like before I tidied up for pic..
    All my drawers look like that, but I know where everything is.
    Most of the time....

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    No screwdrivers in a toolbox drawer, ain't nobody got time for that..:eek2:

    upload_2024-5-18_16-0-16.jpg
     
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    JMB Not new, just a little old.

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    No drawer for mine. They hang on the wall
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    nobodyintexas What?

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    I now need one of those high falootin’ multi drawer setups

    because
     
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    You think so?
     
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    Oh for sure
     
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  30. May 18, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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    So, what kind are you getting? :)
     
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