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Discussion in 'Off-Topic Discussion' started by Bob, Jan 4, 2014.

  1. May 13, 2024 at 4:55 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    Tell me about it! Ha
     
  2. May 13, 2024 at 4:56 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    @Green Thunder
    :rofl:
     
  3. May 13, 2024 at 5:25 PM
    NWPirate

    NWPirate Give me overtime or give me death

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    Yep, I get it.
    I'm sure my next truck will be a 2035 Tundra with a 2.0l twin turbo four-banger
     
  4. May 13, 2024 at 5:35 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    I've got a bit over an hour on it. Still getting a feel for the hydraulic clutch, but I love it. Got the wyoming title, sales tax, and VIN inspection done, and transferred the insurance and plate from the little bike. No need for both.
     
  5. May 13, 2024 at 5:35 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    Agree to disagree...:thumbsup:

    Ridgelines have their place...Dads used to pull his Grady White around without even breaking a sweat...dual axle trailer at that..

    And when you have kids it was easier for Connie to throw them into the Honda instead of my Tacoma extra cab..PLUS the cooler built into the bed..

    You could "Hide" :rolleyes: caught fish or cold beverages , add that 2 way tailgate and BOOM... Momma liked it...Only bad thing about them ,

    They drink gas like @Azblue enjoys his beer..:hattip::hattip:

    Plus they hold their value , almost better than Yota's....
     
  6. May 13, 2024 at 5:39 PM
    snoope

    snoope The Old Man

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    I Like my POWA curve also and when this popped up :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
    [​IMG]

    So much "Want" ...:cool::cool::cool:
     
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  7. May 13, 2024 at 5:53 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    Mice are the fucking worst. I get them in waves in my garage. I'll kill a few and then nothing for weeks. I noticed just a few droppings last week, set up the death chamber and killed 4 in one night. After 4 days of 0 activity, I cleaned the death chamber, removed the batteries and stored it for the next time I see evidence, probably 4-6 weeks if the trend continues.
     
  8. May 13, 2024 at 5:58 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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  9. May 13, 2024 at 6:00 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    Buying a car because it has a built-in cooler….new math
     
  10. May 13, 2024 at 6:04 PM
    Blue Thunder

    Blue Thunder Smooth in the Cruise

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    I love boost… would be happy with the new V6. And that since we are cross-dressing vehicle types today, that Sequoia dump truck is sexy
     
  11. May 13, 2024 at 6:09 PM
    Black Wolf

    Black Wolf Chillin' in Alamosa

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    FWIW.. ..I see a lot of Ridgelines. Prolly cuz dey don't suk...
     
  12. May 13, 2024 at 6:42 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    How can you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

    Quite simply put, one will see you later and the other will see you after a while.
     
  13. May 13, 2024 at 7:05 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    :smack:
     
  14. May 13, 2024 at 7:11 PM
    Cpl_Punishment

    Cpl_Punishment Do unto others as they've done to you

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    Hemi Fiat-I mean Ram.
     
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    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    I asked the librarian if she knew of any authors who wrote dinosaur novels.

    She said, “Yes, try Sarah Topps.”
     
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  16. May 13, 2024 at 7:53 PM
    Azblue

    Azblue Beer is Good Staff Member

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    The Dirty T ( ^_^)_且


    I truly hate you.
     
  17. May 13, 2024 at 7:59 PM
    T-Rex266

    T-Rex266 Owner, CTO and executive chairman of X Staff Member

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    As much as I hate hard shell tacos?
     
  18. May 13, 2024 at 8:09 PM
    Outbound

    Outbound SSEM #2.5, AmeriCanadian, OG 1st Gen Rabble Member

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    What do you call a reluctant potato?

    A hesitater.
     
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    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    Stellantis now, not fiat. If it wasn't an only vehicle I'd be ok with a 5.7 hemi.
     
  20. May 13, 2024 at 8:35 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    The SoAz….. big surprise
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    Bone stock
    Actually check out the author Chuck Tingle
    You can thank me later
     
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    T-Rex266

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  22. May 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    Just curious... what type of message did you pay for??? :D
     
  23. May 13, 2024 at 8:50 PM
    RichterScale

    RichterScale I identify as a potato

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    Why do I get the feeling I shouldn't
     
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  24. May 13, 2024 at 8:52 PM
    FrenchToasty

    FrenchToasty The Desert rat, SSEM #5/25, 6 lug enthusiast

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    He’s on Amazon, it’s got to be good
     
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    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    What's 'professional interception' :boink:

    Is it like 'intervention', but on a football field :rofl:
     
  26. May 13, 2024 at 8:54 PM
    Tripleconpanna

    Tripleconpanna Just an X who bought Bud Light from Target

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    reported :evil:
     
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  27. May 13, 2024 at 8:57 PM
    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    You got me @FrenchToasty. I googled him, for a friend of course. Gay dinosaur erotica stuff.
     
  28. May 13, 2024 at 9:49 PM
    GODZILLA

    GODZILLA Ask me about my hot doc

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    :rofl:
     
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    OldGuy03

    OldGuy03 Still new here, but working on it

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    Nothing super exciting here. Probably won't download anymore of his stuff. Basically a mix between Daniel Steele and Judy Blum. Basic at best...
     
  30. May 14, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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